Thank you for articulating so well my feelings on the matter. My boss, too, willingly went back to work - she had her daughter Friday night, then strapped her baby to her back for work on Monday morning because she had shit to do, and is an amazing person. I tried to take a two week staycation and cut it short because…

I always thought that somehow the school yard bullies would disappear after graduation. Instead, they become customers and bosses and continue their reign of terror.

I’m lucky enough to work somewhere I can have (well done, kept up) rainbow hair. I was planning on cutting off all my hair after my wedding, but am going to keep it just so I can do this. Amazing.

#teamhairgoals

NO!!! Seriously? I won’t even give my registry info out to people who aren’t coming. Christ, the entitlement...

I have a sort-of inverse of this question:

Sometimes people complain about the grab-bag of articles on here ranging from vapid gossip to deep think pieces on current events but honestly, I needed this bit of fluff. Whether it was intentional or not - bravo, Jez writers and editors.

See if I were Rihanna, I wouldn't be rubbing my tits on a yogurt shop window, I'd be taking that waffle window behind the middle school and getting it pregnant.

So help me god, I will die on my sword for Tillamook cheddars.

Southwest is my go-to airline. They will probably be delays, but not long enough to make you miss a connector unless it's less than 30 minutes between. I like the checked bags, and rather than assigned seats, you get a boarding number and choose your seat as you board. Not luxurious by any means, but fairly dependable…

BUT WHICH IS TYRA AND WHICH IS NAOMI?!? I know what question will plague me into insomnia tonight...

I went to one and only one dress appointment. My future mother-in-law and sister-in-law arrived 30 minutes before the start time (unbeknownst to me until I arrived), and picked out all the dresses I was “allowed” to try on. Most resembling both of their wedding gowns (late 70s and Disney Princess, respectively). I…

I was unaware George Costanza was now reviewing music...

Oh god I was just making fun of this and my fiancé admits he's done it and it's not bad. I'm worried this will change things between us forever.

My friend’s ex stayed up the entire night guzzling whiskey before a flight, decided to cure his nausea by chugging a red Gatorade in the terminal, and projectile vomited all over both her and the other woman seated in their row the minute they were airborne. My friend had already been so pissed about the drinking,…

It was my drug of choice, prescribed and doctor okayed, until my parents said it was stop or rehab. We’d have conversations every time I was on it that I had absolutely no recollection of, and I kept driving to get McDonalds fries at 2 am and my parking job was proof that I shouldn’t’ve been driving. The withdrawals…

Matt is gettin’ upset!!!

Jezebel has entered a zone...of danger!

I'm a pleb and thought they were interchangeable - thank you for saving me from staring at a pile of raw beef in the future, wondering why it was not the thin slices I expected.

I read the headline as “RUSSIAN Customers Who Weren’t Supposed to Eat That” and I was puzzled but excited for a very niche Kitchenette.