My fiance and I are in a quandary about kids at the wedding events. Well, not kids. One kid. Who, at the last event we held at our house, went into the master bedroom to open drawers and rifle through stuff, and repeatedly launch herself off the upstairs balcony pony wall onto the floor while her mother rolled her…

I think they’re American celebrities - isn’t the first Elijiah Wood?

I’m sad that I know this, but doesn’t Tyga have a SON with Blac Chyna?

Generally, endowments for nonprofits and schools are not accessible/available to be spent - the purpose is donors can gift a large amount at one time, and rather than having it immediately spent, it is used as a principle for an endowment, where the organization then collects the interest on the principle, and the…

I think it’s internal sabotage - any thinking person would find this hilarious, and I imagine he’s such a shithead boss his employees secretly enjoy this cluster.

I know a woman who claims to be a financial advisor and idolizes Donald Trump. I want to advise her to stop saying these things in the same sentence, as she is fond of doing.

I’m a little sad he doesn’t pronounce it “Joil-BEAR”.

Yes yes yes!!!! Our trail and field crews SWEAR by it, and it is one of the few beauty products I indulge in while camping.

Yes yes yes!!!! Our trail and field crews SWEAR by it, and it is one of the few beauty products I indulge in while…

Reason is very important - it can dictate whether someone receives a vacation payout, and can claim unemployment. If you have a documented reason for termination, you can fight a former employee’s unemployment claim. If you just terminate the relationship with no documentation or a shared reason, they can claim…

Sometimes I think “Clone High” was a dream I had since so few people seem to remember it. Your comment makes me so happy.

I actually gasped and whispered, “No!” when I read that. I had no idea I held John Stamos in such high regard.

Donuts, after a brunch buffet with an eggs Benedict station and choice of crisp or chewy bacon!

THIS. My fiancé and I are still bitter his parents are willing to drop tens of thousands on a one-night boozy party but declined to help us scrape together a down payment on our first home. I’m a little embarrassed for my fiscally conservative friends and my nonprofit coworkers to see this MTV-level cluster.

My brother-in-law and his wife did that - showed up to his best friend’s 30th birthday, announced they were 3 weeks pregnant with their first child, soaked up all the attention for twenty minutes, and left. Not at all out of character, I might add.

Best Mother’s Day comment ever.

3 am in my house isn’t one-on-one time, it’s stare at him while he snores and I can’t sleep and slowly become more enraged time.

Fiancé is sitting on the couch with just boxers on.

As someone soon to be married - distantly - into this family, I can tell you where they are. However, I can also tell you that the only reason they had a problem is because they weren't getting the money - and now that the scammer is gone, are awaiting their $1.4m payout - so you'll have to take a number and get in…

It's an open secret in the family the only reason she was taken on the show was because the "concerned" relatives were pissed they weren't getting the cash. When people began pointing out that this was a family matter and should've been a private conversation, not a moment for national intervention, shit hit the fan.…