I told my at the time boyfriend - I don’t believe in diamonds. You get me a diamond and I’m saying no. He got me a beautiful opal ring, and yet bitchy sister in law - who’s diamond was paid for by mommy in law - said, “Well, at least there’s chips surrounding it so you still got your diamond.” I was so flabbergasted I…

Ugh. Weddings - everyone’s got an opinion that you need to spend (or not spend) your cash on.

Inaprops, dog.

I remember reading on Gawker (http://gawker.com/report-jared-f…) one of the female Subway franchisees he was in a relationship with eventually reported him because he kept talking about sex with teenagers? And wanted her to sell sex acts on Craigslist and then watch her perform them.

It makes me sad to read the replies to your comment - we’ve still got a long way to go before we’re supporting each other’s choices when they’re different from our own, even within the feminist community. Anyone that would imply you made the wrong decision for you and your son because it’s different than theirs is a…

Stop trying to devalue participation. Without it, your poor kids won’t have anyone to beat so they can earn your love.

Thank you for articulating so well my feelings on the matter. My boss, too, willingly went back to work - she had her daughter Friday night, then strapped her baby to her back for work on Monday morning because she had shit to do, and is an amazing person. I tried to take a two week staycation and cut it short because…

I always thought that somehow the school yard bullies would disappear after graduation. Instead, they become customers and bosses and continue their reign of terror.

I’m lucky enough to work somewhere I can have (well done, kept up) rainbow hair. I was planning on cutting off all my hair after my wedding, but am going to keep it just so I can do this. Amazing.

#teamhairgoals

NO!!! Seriously? I won’t even give my registry info out to people who aren’t coming. Christ, the entitlement...

I have a sort-of inverse of this question:

Sometimes people complain about the grab-bag of articles on here ranging from vapid gossip to deep think pieces on current events but honestly, I needed this bit of fluff. Whether it was intentional or not - bravo, Jez writers and editors.

See if I were Rihanna, I wouldn't be rubbing my tits on a yogurt shop window, I'd be taking that waffle window behind the middle school and getting it pregnant.

So help me god, I will die on my sword for Tillamook cheddars.

Southwest is my go-to airline. They will probably be delays, but not long enough to make you miss a connector unless it's less than 30 minutes between. I like the checked bags, and rather than assigned seats, you get a boarding number and choose your seat as you board. Not luxurious by any means, but fairly dependable…

BUT WHICH IS TYRA AND WHICH IS NAOMI?!? I know what question will plague me into insomnia tonight...

I went to one and only one dress appointment. My future mother-in-law and sister-in-law arrived 30 minutes before the start time (unbeknownst to me until I arrived), and picked out all the dresses I was “allowed” to try on. Most resembling both of their wedding gowns (late 70s and Disney Princess, respectively). I…

I was unaware George Costanza was now reviewing music...

Oh god I was just making fun of this and my fiancé admits he's done it and it's not bad. I'm worried this will change things between us forever.