My friend’s ex stayed up the entire night guzzling whiskey before a flight, decided to cure his nausea by chugging a red Gatorade in the terminal, and projectile vomited all over both her and the other woman seated in their row the minute they were airborne. My friend had already been so pissed about the drinking,…

It was my drug of choice, prescribed and doctor okayed, until my parents said it was stop or rehab. We’d have conversations every time I was on it that I had absolutely no recollection of, and I kept driving to get McDonalds fries at 2 am and my parking job was proof that I shouldn’t’ve been driving. The withdrawals…

Matt is gettin’ upset!!!

Jezebel has entered a zone...of danger!

I'm a pleb and thought they were interchangeable - thank you for saving me from staring at a pile of raw beef in the future, wondering why it was not the thin slices I expected.

I read the headline as “RUSSIAN Customers Who Weren’t Supposed to Eat That” and I was puzzled but excited for a very niche Kitchenette.

My fiance and I are in a quandary about kids at the wedding events. Well, not kids. One kid. Who, at the last event we held at our house, went into the master bedroom to open drawers and rifle through stuff, and repeatedly launch herself off the upstairs balcony pony wall onto the floor while her mother rolled her…

I think they’re American celebrities - isn’t the first Elijiah Wood?

I’m sad that I know this, but doesn’t Tyga have a SON with Blac Chyna?

Generally, endowments for nonprofits and schools are not accessible/available to be spent - the purpose is donors can gift a large amount at one time, and rather than having it immediately spent, it is used as a principle for an endowment, where the organization then collects the interest on the principle, and the…

I think it’s internal sabotage - any thinking person would find this hilarious, and I imagine he’s such a shithead boss his employees secretly enjoy this cluster.

I know a woman who claims to be a financial advisor and idolizes Donald Trump. I want to advise her to stop saying these things in the same sentence, as she is fond of doing.

I’m a little sad he doesn’t pronounce it “Joil-BEAR”.

Yes yes yes!!!! Our trail and field crews SWEAR by it, and it is one of the few beauty products I indulge in while camping.

Yes yes yes!!!! Our trail and field crews SWEAR by it, and it is one of the few beauty products I indulge in while…

Reason is very important - it can dictate whether someone receives a vacation payout, and can claim unemployment. If you have a documented reason for termination, you can fight a former employee’s unemployment claim. If you just terminate the relationship with no documentation or a shared reason, they can claim…

Sometimes I think “Clone High” was a dream I had since so few people seem to remember it. Your comment makes me so happy.

I actually gasped and whispered, “No!” when I read that. I had no idea I held John Stamos in such high regard.

Donuts, after a brunch buffet with an eggs Benedict station and choice of crisp or chewy bacon!

THIS. My fiancé and I are still bitter his parents are willing to drop tens of thousands on a one-night boozy party but declined to help us scrape together a down payment on our first home. I’m a little embarrassed for my fiscally conservative friends and my nonprofit coworkers to see this MTV-level cluster.