My brother-in-law and his wife did that - showed up to his best friend’s 30th birthday, announced they were 3 weeks pregnant with their first child, soaked up all the attention for twenty minutes, and left. Not at all out of character, I might add.

Best Mother’s Day comment ever.

3 am in my house isn’t one-on-one time, it’s stare at him while he snores and I can’t sleep and slowly become more enraged time.

Fiancé is sitting on the couch with just boxers on.

As someone soon to be married - distantly - into this family, I can tell you where they are. However, I can also tell you that the only reason they had a problem is because they weren't getting the money - and now that the scammer is gone, are awaiting their $1.4m payout - so you'll have to take a number and get in…

It's an open secret in the family the only reason she was taken on the show was because the "concerned" relatives were pissed they weren't getting the cash. When people began pointing out that this was a family matter and should've been a private conversation, not a moment for national intervention, shit hit the fan.…

We are entering a zone...one of danger...

My first thought was Amber Rose, but I have nothing to back that up other than she is famous and was with Kanye.

At least the Halloween costume is taken care of - Police Officer Indiana Jones FTW!!!

Also good advice - if you're looking to introduce novelties in the bedroom, make sure your partner is up to give it a try before spending $299 on that real leather whip with matching handcuffs.

Based on the $400,000 worth of platform, bedazzled sneakers, I would say it is a pack of Lisa Frank-crazy tweens.

When my fiance proposed, it was just us and the stars on Mt. Charleston. Oh, and a poor guy who had hiked to the view point below us and then couldn't come back up because we were having a "moment" so he just lurked there until we started packing up and then he bolted. That was enough "public" in my proposal.

Honestly, I have a darker take on the room due to overhearing a conversation among my fiance's friend group. One made a joke about the only way they'd get laid is via rape (and not in a "god I'm so lame and need to get my shit together" but in a "women are bitches since they don't want to sleep with an unemployed,…

I will admit that I heard rumblings of this when it happened. We were vacationing on Long Island, though, so I think it was harder to manage word of mouth than Kris calling up In-Touch or People and telling them to hold the story til September. Or, and I wouldn't doubt this, they started a few quiet rumors to ensure…

Your research fascinates me. Please find grant funding so you may pursue this branch of science further.

Exactly. I even made a fake Faygo Moon Mist label for a Mt. Dew when I dressed up as a juggalo for a "White Trash Beer Bash."

Actually, Cordelia sees her mother's portrait through Myrtle in the most recent episode, and during the first bout of second sight Myrtle tries to get her to "see" should didn't blind her.

1. Robertson thinks black Americans were treated just fine in the Jim Crow-era South, and that they were happy there. "I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I’m with the blacks, because we’re…