I highly recommend the Tom Cruise CNN article, which contained this delightful snippet:

“40-ounce in my lap and it's freezing my junk!”

The Mob Wives premiere would raise more eyebrows if all the women showed up looking stellar and the event was raising money for charity.

I would've bought three dozen loaves of bread, 20 pounds or assorted meats and cheeses and the Costco-size mayo and mustard and whipped those out in a day.

I am obsessed with "American Horror Story" and the badass resulting GIFs.

Zoe = Goth Tina Belcher...and I am loving it!!!

Is that Amanda Seyfried's dog in the Justin Long tweet?

Gossip floating around other sites claims his wife calls the photographers since she likes being famous, which makes him mad, which makes it even more likely for him to flip, which makes a photo that will sell for more than just a strolling through the streets shot. It's win-win for everyone, since she gets…

Why did they use a picture of Sheree from "Real Housewives of Atlanta?"

A girl I went to high school with who is a 'community leader and entrepreneur' now got a "costume tan" for her Pocahontas outfit for Halloween. Apparently, because it is a costume, it is un-racist. She deleted the comments asking about it, and took down a bunch of her Halloween pictures. However, she never apologized…

I'm figuring it was the brothel experience he wanted - I live in Nevada where prostitution is legal in a few of the rural counties. There are plenty of illegal prostitutes available in the downtown metropolitan areas of Vegas and Reno, but many people want the legal brothel experience, and travel the distance to get…

I texted my boyfriend the first time I pooped in the house we bought together. We are graphically comfortable with each other.

Does anyone else read the phrase "Here we go again" and immediately begin singing "Shoop"?

I read it as "black cats are the FOOD servants of Satan" and spent five minutes searching the internet for references to the devil dining on black animals.

Adding to the weirdness, she has that ice-skater/dancer mesh in the deep-V that looks weird in smaller or low res pics.

Not anymore...

A mafia named BEN!!!!

I do a lot of our hiring, and while he would likely get an interview, he would really have to be head and shoulders above the other candidates. My biggest worry would be he is a person that NEEDS to be different, and express himself at every turn. Which can sometimes be tough when working with others, or the…

Part of the reason I pushed hard for our new house is the water heater - 125 gallons. You can simultaneously fill both soaker tubs.