Well, I for one am glad. I wanted to vote Republican, but I thought they were not quite overzealous enough on the abortion issue.

As an American, I have a GOD-GIVEN RIGHT for a full report on each and every sex act my consenting adult neighbors are engaging in!!

Money and no stress.

We saw The Conjuring last night - is it supposed to be kind Sam Raimi-esque? There were parts where the entire theater was snorting or outright laughing, and the ghosts and demons and possessed folks were very Army of Darkness in over-the-top makeup.

Yessss. Let's hang out in our respective houses and smoke alone and occasionally text each other. That's my idea of a smoking buddy.

It may be a Home Owner's Association thing - if your guests vandalize another neighbor's property and they can't collect from that person, they can come to you.

"We talked to agents, managers, producers, executives and other in-the-know folks to come up with our estimates, which include all entertainment-related income. We don’t deduct for taxes, agent fees or the other costs of being a celebrity."

Is this a gross for them, as in what they put on their taxes, or what their empire amassed?

I'm not understanding how George Zimmerman getting his gun back relates to Lauryn Hill going to jail for not paying taxes. Is it because they were both guilty and only Lauryn goes to prison? Or is there the implication that Lauryn should be absolved because of Zimmerman?

Way more commonplace than you'd think - over half of the females I know have hiked at least a week solo on a major trail, be it the Appalachian, PCT, Desert Trail, or others. Women I know are on hotshot fire crews for four month terms, and on Conservation Corps teams for 12 months of service.

No, but I desperately need to watch that!!! And then have nightmares for a month.

Look, I didn't get Donald Glover as Spider-man, the least Hollywood can do is give me Donald Glover as Spider-man's boyfriend.

How much is airfare to Florida these days?

I laughed so hard, my nose is fizzing Pepsi.

Damn, I thought that headline meant the sisters weren't actually sisters, and they were stolen off the streets as youngsters from different cities based on their similarity to each other and further manufactured to look alike and taught to be sisterly to please the public, like some weird California-based Carl Hiaasen…

Wow, I am pretty sure I went to this bride's wedding. She was pissed the groom's parents wouldn't shell out for her bachelorette party or honeymoon after they dropped over $20k on the wedding itself. "That money was for the <i>wedding</i> wedding, that shouldn't include the engagement party and photos, or the…

I thoroughly believe there is a seal out there with the brain of a human...and Ryan Lochte is the other end of the equation.

Kristen Chenoweth always seems like the person Amy Sedaris is impersonating. I have no idea why, but I always hear Amy mockingly imitating Kristen.

Taylor Swift does seem to be one of those people that is constantly touring, or recording while filming cameos and commercials, and constantly on the cover of magazines.

So I finally watched "Girls" and loved it. I don't care if it's not everyone's New York experience - I live in fucking Nevada and work at am environmental restoration organization. And yet I, too, have thought a friend and I were on a sexcapade when she insisted that we were not.