I'm not understanding how George Zimmerman getting his gun back relates to Lauryn Hill going to jail for not paying taxes. Is it because they were both guilty and only Lauryn goes to prison? Or is there the implication that Lauryn should be absolved because of Zimmerman?

Way more commonplace than you'd think - over half of the females I know have hiked at least a week solo on a major trail, be it the Appalachian, PCT, Desert Trail, or others. Women I know are on hotshot fire crews for four month terms, and on Conservation Corps teams for 12 months of service.

No, but I desperately need to watch that!!! And then have nightmares for a month.

Look, I didn't get Donald Glover as Spider-man, the least Hollywood can do is give me Donald Glover as Spider-man's boyfriend.

How much is airfare to Florida these days?

I laughed so hard, my nose is fizzing Pepsi.

Damn, I thought that headline meant the sisters weren't actually sisters, and they were stolen off the streets as youngsters from different cities based on their similarity to each other and further manufactured to look alike and taught to be sisterly to please the public, like some weird California-based Carl Hiaasen…

Wow, I am pretty sure I went to this bride's wedding. She was pissed the groom's parents wouldn't shell out for her bachelorette party or honeymoon after they dropped over $20k on the wedding itself. "That money was for the <i>wedding</i> wedding, that shouldn't include the engagement party and photos, or the…

I thoroughly believe there is a seal out there with the brain of a human...and Ryan Lochte is the other end of the equation.

Kristen Chenoweth always seems like the person Amy Sedaris is impersonating. I have no idea why, but I always hear Amy mockingly imitating Kristen.

Taylor Swift does seem to be one of those people that is constantly touring, or recording while filming cameos and commercials, and constantly on the cover of magazines.

So I finally watched "Girls" and loved it. I don't care if it's not everyone's New York experience - I live in fucking Nevada and work at am environmental restoration organization. And yet I, too, have thought a friend and I were on a sexcapade when she insisted that we were not.

I just went back and watched the original, and it is not the codeine cough syrup talking when I say that other countries must be jealous of our badass first lady.

I kept thinking actress Malin Akerman, and was wondering when she found time to become a conservative blogger.

She had switched seats with her assistant, and it isn't policy to test passengers, since it's perfectly legal for a passenger to be drunk.

I find it absurd no one in Anne's camp suggested switching it to a different Valentino. Even if it wasn't custom for her, at least she would still be sporting the label.

There have been only 8 bachelorettes? I could swear there were dozens, it seems every 'Dancing with the Stars/Celebrity Challenge' game have at least three a season.

I'm not sure why there's even an audience for this kind of thing - it sounds like Kidz Bopz or whatever that collection is that has kids singing popular songs. So high pitched and irritating.

I was getting all ready to indignantly rant about how Mia Wasikowska is part of the famous Wasikowska twins and an out and proud male to female transgender.

Can we all go live in the version of reality this picture came from? Nothing else changes. Except maybe it rains donuts.