RIP Lil' Sebastian

11/22/12

That 'Catching Fire' poster was a whole lotta letdown. I debated whether to click, because I didn't know if it would tell me too much about the movie (despite reading the book), and then it was just her pin burning for thirty seconds. FROWNY FACE.

11/22/12

The all-honey dew diet reminds me of this Jenna Maroney quote: "All this attention, getting my picture taken, having ice cold diarrhea from drinking too much Jamba Juice!"

11/22/12

Anyone who plays pick-up kickball with strangers and takes a picture with them is an alright celebrity in my eyes - http://www.eonline.com/news/354267/bill-murray-crashes-new-york-kickball-game.

11/19/12

...why? Why is there an extended cut of Justin Bieber grabbing at his own crotch?

11/17/12

I am so glad I wasn't the only one to get a fluttery feeling in my stomach reading his food description. You cook that burger, you cook that burger like a bad, bad boy. While you sing "Ladies of Tampa."

11/14/12

Pssh, I already learned that this summer while watching "Prometheus."

11/14/12

The lack of new "Carmen Sandiego" episodes is what's wrong with kids these days.

10/25/12

The weird thing about the whole Suri-Tom Cruise-abandonment story is he hasn't been photographed with her in almost three months. I'm not saying he hasn't seen her and not been papped, but why not say so?

6/25/12

"You know we're LIVING in a SOCIETY!"

6/22/12

Everything looks stiff - not one of those chairs looks comfortable. It's modern-evil-Disney-queen elegant and cold.

6/22/12

I buy the sweaters really big so they're long enough, and then hem them up the center to make them semi-fit.

6/17/12

My mom bought an extra set of turkey legs a few years ago and arranged and cooked them with the full bird, and declared she had found a turkey with four legs. My brother refused to eat any of them, even after my mom told him the truth.

6/17/12