This made me love Tom Hanks.

No, you see, it was a...(puts sunglasses on) dingo MURDER.

She had her talk show on BET from 2009-2011, but it wasn't renewed last year. I'm wondering if it was her attitude and she got blacklisted - she supposedly refused to do press for "Precious" unless she was paid, which pissed off everyone involved with the movie. Then she didn't do the usual rounds at Cannes and…

Such a good idea I'm going to..

I think she knew she'd eventually have to reveal her real hair - it was probably written into the contract as mandatory for getting her own show because Andy knows what the people want - so she has been slowly grafting square inches of her daughters' scalps onto her own in preparation.

Look at how much we look alike! I could be their sister! Look at us, just being sisters!

Great, because of the news out of Georgia, every cut I receive is a possible infection site of the flesh-eating bacteria. Now I can add 'exploding heart/intestines disease' to Lyme Disease to my fears every time I get a mosquito bite.

From what I can tell as an avid "Hoarders" and "Animal Cops" watcher (a lot of the folks hoard animals as well as things), there's a lot of warnings and citations, and most of these folks have larger issues than Animal Control so they either ignore the warnings or threaten violence. Animal officers have to get the…

Well...at least the radioactive tuna haven't constructed breathing apparatus from kelp!

For some reason I was convinced she had been vacationing in Central America when this happened. Nope, 50 miles from Atlanta!

I was watching it until the episode where she confronts Berger's friends about being dumped via post-it. That part always made me so uncomfortable, everyone comes off so poorly and realistically.

One of the best Dean moments!

After reading this, I'm less interested in seeing "The Chernobyl Diaries" than I am your movie about that alcoholic bear mechanic.

So true.

Ron Swanson and the boyfriend share the same views on strippers, breakfast buffets, and meat. I have definitely found a keeper.

Watched 'Apollo 18' and an episode of 'Forensic Files' where a woman home alone gets brutally raped and almost murdered. I turned on lights all over the house and am locked in my room with the dog. I have not had a panic attack brought on by scary television, but I am apparently working on it!

The Jeff Goldblum stalker story is fascinating - she's been stalking him for ten years, but he has trouble getting restraining orders renewed because the court doesn't feel that she's a threat. I'd love to see an in-depth article on whether the legal system perceives female stalkers as less dangerous. It seems that…

Oh yeah!

"$20 for a party. $60 to bite me during it. I’ll do stuff with a dog but I get to pick the dog. You wanna watch me be with her? Me with you? Me and both of you without my legs?"

Is she seeking 'dick' or 'DIHC'?