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I am embarassed to know this, but she was wearing the sneakers pre-red carpet because the event was held on a lawn and apparently changed into high heels after getting to the red carpet.

For me, most pain killers make me bubbly and ready to take on the day, probably because I don't feel any pain in my body, and those weary thoughts like haing to work all week or an annoying fight with the boy aren't there. So I can see the energy part.

I would totally try this ice cream.

I will bring the mini-horse sculpted out of bacon and eggs!!!!

Definitely, and I can give you the inside scoop!

Whenever he gets antsy, I tell him we can go if he's ready He talks about it sometimes, but other times just straight out changes the topic, so I try to follow his cues.

Brunches with them tend to involve mimosas, and the boyfriend warns me they do margaritas at lunch. They have a bar at the house - yes, an additional room that is exclusively a giant bar with dozens of bottles, plus a beer on tap, and two wine refrigerators. It's a gorgeous room, but kind of indicative of their hobby,

I gotta be honest, the reply to your comment made me crack up. You can smell the crazy, and it is delicious. Bravo, for bringing that about!

I need some advice on dealing with the alcoholics in my boyfriend's family. His mom is a big social drinker (and her plus one is considered a social occasion), like a bottle or two of wine at dinner, along with a pre-dinner cocktail or two. His dad drinks a lot when his mom is out of town and recently got into some

Sometimes it can turn out a lot better than you expect - I did a stint as an AmeriCorps volunteer where you sign a year term of service with a nonprofit. I thought I'd take it while looking for a real job in the field I thought I wanted to go into. Well, it turned out really awesome, and I actually get to do a lot of

I think it depends on the type of bunny, and how you treat it.

I thought I was the only one that shouted that Tracy Jordan/Jack Donaghy line!!!!!!

Time to put a wash-away blue streak in my hair.

You solicit sex from a prostitute. These men were licensed masseurs and spa workers (and a cruise ship steward, I think) that were not selling sex, and apparently John Travolta kept pressing the point rather than just finding someone who was selling what he wanted to buy.

I am so glad I work with a bunch of hippies that would fire someone for racism, the wrongful termination suit will be covered by the liability insurance so get them the hell out!

OMG 'boss cock' is such an awesome way to put it!

What do ladies know about lady business? Amirite or amirite, bros?

I think this attention is a good thing - if this had been quietly handled, millions of tax-payers wouldn't have known their money was going to NASCAR. Now we know. And we're pissed and there's more of us than there are NASCAR fans. There's no way this bill is going away now.

The Kardashians declare best friendship with any A-lister that has been within a 5,000-foot radius.

Ugh, I know. And I hate comments that are like "She needs to get to the gym. But stop body-shaming her!" along with a 'plus' joke thrown in for good measure. Not productive, not additive.