I have to remind my boyfriend Thor has a brother that's dating Miley Cyrus every time it comes up.

aaahhHHHH!!!!!

Ron Swanson: A Swan Song

Does anyone else first think Eugene Levy when they read about William Levy?

My favorite was "I'm into big things - big boobs, big trucks, and fisting. You down?" Well, at least he laid it all out there...

I read it as "particularly sadistic Ant Eater" and still agreed.

Because gay marriage is life-threatening to straight people.

That's kind of creepy...I can see the uses - someone hit your car, etc - but I bet it gets abused more often than not by creeps like this guy or someone wanting to track down a hot girl or guy or an ex's new partner.

Hold up, hold up, hold up - this guy spent his free time sitting outside strip clubs filming patrons' cars? What?! And how was he getting access to their information from the DMV - can someone really just call and say, "I want the address of the owner of the vehicle."?

From what I've read, it's overall legal but there are areas where it is considered a tourist trade and supported by police and the community due to the money it brings in, and it is confined and semi-regulated. Prostitution in the US is often said to be illegal, but there are counties in Nevada where it is legal and…

Best Christmas special of all time!

I'd rather be dead in California...

I think that is my new favorite gif.

That last line was so full of this.

Oh god can Naomi Campbell please hire the Jays and Nigel for her show? Just do it. You know you want to.

I hate admitting I know this since I learned it from E! News, but Linda E isn't actually asking for $46k a month, that is the total expenses for her son. The number she asked for hasn't been released, or she's just giving that information to the court and letting them decide/not asking a specific amount.

I'm convinced this is a hipster art student's thesis project. Or possibly Abed Nadir in drag.

I book flights for my coworkers and boss, and we pay the extra $4-29 per leg to pick the seat for our two employees over 6'6, and reserve an exit row aisle. I think it's a matter of people being honest and realistic, since the airlines are certainly never going to reserve a couple extra seats for large people that…

which i think is cheating because water borne disease should still belong to me

I don't understand the article...