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It depends on your meaning of doomsday - I'm becoming more convinced the lower and middle class will be running out of potable water Dune-style in my lifetime. Or medical or computer technology will cause zombies or I, Robot. But doomsday as in no more people? Probably not. More apocalyptic, I guess is what I believe.

I think it's kinda cute mom's name is Sunny and her daughter will be Breeze. But I desperately wanted to be named 'Sunshine' growing up, so I may not be the best judge.

Since her name is Sunny, I'm thinking she had a say in at least Breeze, since they kinda go together.

This mini-horse too!!

Me too, I only have about ten real people showing in my status feed, the rest are organizations and restaurants.

I am more excited about this celebrity baby than I have a sane right to be. I cannot wait to see the freaking adorable outfits Maxi will sport, and the photo spreads, and the wedding. I have always rooted for Jessica Simpson, and have considered buying 'Newlyweds' on dvd multiple times.

I don't think it's a matter of them being a 'decent Black couple' - the same site is now insinuating Jessica Simpson is faking or something (I'm not sure what - she's had the baby and hasn't told us?) because she hasn't had any full body paparazzi shots lately. Apparently these pregnant celebrities should be

There's a website I sometimes read that is still insisting Beyonce was never pregnant, and now that Jessica Simpson hasn't had her baby according to the blogger's schedule, she must be faking it. It's like they're just making a huge scandal out of everything on the off chance they're right and can claim credit.

My boyfriend's neighbor complains when we watch the television above 'muffled', yet has never protested to our sexy times. And the bed is against the shared wall.

I love Ben, but those two are easily the funniest boyfriends from "Parks and Rec." If only Will Arnett had an arc and not just an episode!!

I'm not in the States, and neither is this story, so... how is that information helpful?

Tracy: I’m telling you, Dot Com, old-school racism is back.

Me too. I am rotating between coconut M&Ms and spiral Cheetohs.

Whenever I run across super sweet berries, I go back and buy another four or five cartons, telling myself I will eat them over the next few days. Then I munch them all withing four hours and poop purple for three days.

Your name brings me joy every time I see it.

She was totally one of my role models growing up - my friend actually became a pathologist because of her!

That's what I don't understand - I doubt the general population finds that video spank bank material. Unlike PETA ads, it is as asexual as possible, since we don't see animals as sex objects (well, most of us don't).

Betsey Johnson should do a line with Target. Those lines are constantly selling out, she'd probably get a few new customers, and I could have some Betsey Johnson stuff that was a little more toned down!

I'm always loving her stuff but when I honestly consider buying it, it becomes "I'd wear it if there was a little less tulle/less than three neon colors/less puffy sleeves." The overall structure is usually great, but just a little too busy in the fabric or embellishments.

Come on, Jezzies! You don't want your kid to be underdressed if they run into Blue Ivy on the playground!