For once, Nene and I are in complete agreement.

Just ignore it, it'll get moved to #trollpatrol soon.

I think there might be some law or statute about gifts that are fraudulently obtained, like if you lie about being a charity or where the money is going or pretend you're ill to get donations.

It's like a dentist's ad - it screams "TEETH!"

How about Kelly! Kellie! Kelley!? Like Tony! Toni! Tone!

They hired and refused to pay after services were rendered. That's why they were caught - there was a curfew of some sort at the hotel and the prostitute refused to leave because they were refusing to give her the money she was owed, and the police were called.

Dean Pelton sees Jeff Winger in aviator shades on "Community."

I just want to be there with them! That room is overflowing with awesome sauce!

You probably do it with confidence. I find no one stares at me when I'm shopping alone, because I am not shooting furtive glances and fidgeting like I do when in a bar alone, where I find people staring.

I am stealing the texting mom pictures idea. I like to shop alone because I have a different, more classic style than a lot of my hippie friends, and I'm also plus size. I don't like shopping with thin friends, because they have such a bigger selection and it bums me out, but my couple plus size friends tend to be so…

That would be the best Stephen King story ever. It'd be kinda like "The Mist", with a crazy preacher-type accusing various people of being contaminated!

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"I'm a bad turnip" sounds incredibly sexual to me.

I blame Beyonce - she seemed to announce and give birth in the span of a month (I know it was late August to early January, but it seemed so quick!). Plus a lot of celebrities don't seem to show that much since they are so slim to begin with. I think Jessica being a size 4 instead of a size 0 and being barely above…

One of the best stand-up bits of all time!

I think we dated the same dude - I was crazy because I came over after his cat got run over to drop off some bread I baked. We'd been dating for over a year. After his buddy told me he called me crazy for being sympathetic (he was texting stuff like 'everything I love dies' - what the hell?), I got tired of the…

I'm glad that didn't happen to me, because I would have had the baby out of spite (now that's an example of true crazy!) so he could pay for his non-problem for the rest of his life.

Hand is proudly raised! And I will be giving the boyfriend two bjs tonight - look how craaazay I am!

They did an announcement a few days ago that there would be no more commenting. It's really sad, I loved the discussion; their writing has become so up and down, sometimes the comments were better than the story.

Thank you for this, I grew up watching In Living Color with my parents while everyone else was watching SNL. My brother does the best impression of Fire Marshall Bill, and I still occasionally think to myself, "Homey don't play that!"