"My eternal soul - available to the highest bidder. Anybody? Catholics? Baptists? Mormons? Do we have a deal?"

The cover of "Life and Style" totally looks like an outtake from the SNL Kardashian sketch.

The boob job is included in pageant expenses because after her baby began competing, she wanted to compete too, but she needed a boob job to win. She got the boob job but didn't win. Or even place.

This is just based on personal observation, but I have never seen three or four dozen swans like I have geese. Maybe since swans pair and there's just two plus their chicks versus a flock of geese there are less birds therefore less poop?

OMG THAT IS AWESOME! Two people insisted it was just part of the "Community" storyline and not a real crossover!

So can we get Abed on "Cougar Town" next? I promise to watch and even buy from iTunes instead of torrenting!!!

I am still mad about Spiderman!!! He would've been perfect! And so sexy.

Chris Kelly and George Costanza should start a club.

Yeah, I was trying to figure out if the "exciting" in the first line of the article was facetious...

Frances Bean has a cute boyfriend, and I believe is going to college. She is rebelling by being as absolutely normal as possible, and it makes me very happy.

The mom in the middle was the best. She wanted nothing to do with the crazy surrounding her, and kept scooting back like she was waiting for those two moms to jump across her and go at it.

I looooove her new make-up look. She looks like a pretty beach babe instead of the in-your-face-look-at-me-I'm-sexy! red lips look she was sporting.

"You gotta pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion....They will go through bone like butter!"

I have been wanting this so bad for the last four years! I swear to god one of the pageant moms was Jennifer Coolidge, and now I need to see it!

That is awesome.

I have to reluctantly admit, after that tweet, Chris Manzo may have two functioning brain cells in that pretty little head.

I thought dog...and dog collar and leash.

The best part is that the @DaveGrohl she's been crazy-tweeting accusation to is some student in Germany, not even the real Dave Grohl!!

From what I understand, she can't sue because she sold a bunch of the catalog rights. She says she only sold certain rights - not administrative rights, I believe - and that the administrative rights documents were forged. But it looks like she's just saying it to save face, because people got so angry, since she…

People have been wanting to license songs from Nirvana's catalog, like Gatorade wanted "Smells Like Teen Spirit," but Courtney claims she turned them down. I think she brought it up as an exampe of her 'protecting' Kurt's legacy, I remember her mentioning it before when going off about people wanting Nirvana's songs.…