beefjerkyinaballgown
RIP Lil' Sebastian
beefjerkyinaballgown

Well done.

There's nothing racist about it - MJ's chimp Bubbles was quite well known.

Who do I have to hurt to make this happen?!?

I immediately thought, 'Don't we all want at least one of the three from Jack Donaghy?'

Damn, I forgot it was on. I kept seeing ads for it during "Adopting Terror" on Lifetime Movie Network and wanted to tune in.

But what's the point of reading and researching when you can SCREAM REAL LOUDLY!!!!

Now playing

And holding strong at number 10, "To Kill A Mockingbird"!

I think they were selling weed out of the house (that may have been another "16 & Pregnant" couple, but not a lot of them are still together).

I remember reading one article that said the assistant wasn't with any students in her class, but nothing on the other.

That makes a lot of sense. I always find the business side more interesting, and like to guess which up and comer will be in our faces shortly based on who's hosting what party, sponsoring what product, and who they are dating (I am convinced Blake Lively is considered such a big starlet is because her people are

We had two females arrested last spring for sex with students at my former high school - one was a teacher's assistant in the special education department who was hooking up with a 15 year old, although reports say he wasn't her student. She received a suspended sentence. A special ed teacher had oral sex with six

I know. Damn, I did a lot of stupid shit when I was 18, thank god I never went on television to share it with the world.

I work for a conservation nonprofit that does restoration in remote areas, and two of my coworkers are regularly called out - like once or twice a month - to rescue someone, since they're familiar with the area and the risks and have the vehicles and equipment to access them.

Favorite television couple, on and off screen.

Oooo, I like Diane Kruger for it - loved her in "Inglourious Basterds".

I had the same odd thought - Whitney should've been there too, I wonder if he was sad?

I am curious about Katrina Bowden. She's on "30 Rock," starred in "Dale and Tucker Versus Evil" (which was awesome by the way), is pretty and seems good at playing the sweet and ditzy but still kinda smart girl...why hasn't she taken off? I saw a picture of her the other day hosting a weird event, like below even the

And when you autotune the songs so much, you can't even tell which eezy name if being said!!

There's a variety - there's one kind that's more red wine with strong chocolate flavors, and one that's like a boozy chocolate milk. Both are delicious, and there is a raspberry chocolate bottle sitting in my fridge. They sell it at Whole Foods, and Safeway has it too.

I, too, have to agree that still-cold ice cream is the best material to vomit. I find it also cools the burning of the stomach bile, as well.