You got vodka in my peanut butter and jelly!

That's just dumb, everyone knows you use peanut butter ice cream and swirl in strawberry syrup.

Using grapes for anything other than wine is illegal.

Oh God, I just thought to myself, "I wonder if they have Loaded Baked Potato Vodka..."

Marshmallow vodka with chocolate wine...so delicious.

Oddly enough, my favorite Rachel Dratch character is the cat wrangler from 30 Rock. But I also wonder if it stung to do those parts since she was the original Jenna.

That makes sense, it's like when Kramer moved to Del Boca Vista.

Too bad none of the anonymous donations are from Lonely Island.

So they finally found the real-life version of the Tooth Fairy from "Family Guy."

Missed opportunity, if you ask me.

I adore Jessica Simpson, and I am crazy jealous of her happiness, her beauty, her baby, and her house husband!!

I think "Laughing all the way to the bank while eating buttered Pop Tarts" Jessica Simpson life is maybe outweighing my dream of "Sitting on a beach in Mexico stoned while making one mediocre movie a year so I can afford to buy a new jet" lifestyle of Jennifer Aniston. People constantly criticize most, but damn would…

The ending is the best part ever. I want to be best friends with Jen Kirkman so bad...

I'd like to add - Where is the fear your labia are showing?!

"Game of Thrones", I believe, since the premiere was on last night.

How about "Your balls are in my court now!" and then a maniacal laugh that lasts just a touch too long for comfort?