After reading this, I'm less interested in seeing "The Chernobyl Diaries" than I am your movie about that alcoholic bear mechanic.

So true.

Ron Swanson and the boyfriend share the same views on strippers, breakfast buffets, and meat. I have definitely found a keeper.

Watched 'Apollo 18' and an episode of 'Forensic Files' where a woman home alone gets brutally raped and almost murdered. I turned on lights all over the house and am locked in my room with the dog. I have not had a panic attack brought on by scary television, but I am apparently working on it!

The Jeff Goldblum stalker story is fascinating - she's been stalking him for ten years, but he has trouble getting restraining orders renewed because the court doesn't feel that she's a threat. I'd love to see an in-depth article on whether the legal system perceives female stalkers as less dangerous. It seems that…

Oh yeah!

"$20 for a party. $60 to bite me during it. I’ll do stuff with a dog but I get to pick the dog. You wanna watch me be with her? Me with you? Me and both of you without my legs?"

Is she seeking 'dick' or 'DIHC'?

I am embarassed to know this, but she was wearing the sneakers pre-red carpet because the event was held on a lawn and apparently changed into high heels after getting to the red carpet.

For me, most pain killers make me bubbly and ready to take on the day, probably because I don't feel any pain in my body, and those weary thoughts like haing to work all week or an annoying fight with the boy aren't there. So I can see the energy part.

I would totally try this ice cream.

I will bring the mini-horse sculpted out of bacon and eggs!!!!

Definitely, and I can give you the inside scoop!

Whenever he gets antsy, I tell him we can go if he's ready He talks about it sometimes, but other times just straight out changes the topic, so I try to follow his cues.

Brunches with them tend to involve mimosas, and the boyfriend warns me they do margaritas at lunch. They have a bar at the house - yes, an additional room that is exclusively a giant bar with dozens of bottles, plus a beer on tap, and two wine refrigerators. It's a gorgeous room, but kind of indicative of their hobby,…

I gotta be honest, the reply to your comment made me crack up. You can smell the crazy, and it is delicious. Bravo, for bringing that about!

I need some advice on dealing with the alcoholics in my boyfriend's family. His mom is a big social drinker (and her plus one is considered a social occasion), like a bottle or two of wine at dinner, along with a pre-dinner cocktail or two. His dad drinks a lot when his mom is out of town and recently got into some…

Sometimes it can turn out a lot better than you expect - I did a stint as an AmeriCorps volunteer where you sign a year term of service with a nonprofit. I thought I'd take it while looking for a real job in the field I thought I wanted to go into. Well, it turned out really awesome, and I actually get to do a lot of…

I think it depends on the type of bunny, and how you treat it.

I thought I was the only one that shouted that Tracy Jordan/Jack Donaghy line!!!!!!