Time to put a wash-away blue streak in my hair.

You solicit sex from a prostitute. These men were licensed masseurs and spa workers (and a cruise ship steward, I think) that were not selling sex, and apparently John Travolta kept pressing the point rather than just finding someone who was selling what he wanted to buy.

I am so glad I work with a bunch of hippies that would fire someone for racism, the wrongful termination suit will be covered by the liability insurance so get them the hell out!

OMG 'boss cock' is such an awesome way to put it!

What do ladies know about lady business? Amirite or amirite, bros?

I think this attention is a good thing - if this had been quietly handled, millions of tax-payers wouldn't have known their money was going to NASCAR. Now we know. And we're pissed and there's more of us than there are NASCAR fans. There's no way this bill is going away now.

The Kardashians declare best friendship with any A-lister that has been within a 5,000-foot radius.

Ugh, I know. And I hate comments that are like "She needs to get to the gym. But stop body-shaming her!" along with a 'plus' joke thrown in for good measure. Not productive, not additive.

I have to remind my boyfriend Thor has a brother that's dating Miley Cyrus every time it comes up.

aaahhHHHH!!!!!

Ron Swanson: A Swan Song

Does anyone else first think Eugene Levy when they read about William Levy?

My favorite was "I'm into big things - big boobs, big trucks, and fisting. You down?" Well, at least he laid it all out there...

I read it as "particularly sadistic Ant Eater" and still agreed.

Because gay marriage is life-threatening to straight people.

That's kind of creepy...I can see the uses - someone hit your car, etc - but I bet it gets abused more often than not by creeps like this guy or someone wanting to track down a hot girl or guy or an ex's new partner.

Hold up, hold up, hold up - this guy spent his free time sitting outside strip clubs filming patrons' cars? What?! And how was he getting access to their information from the DMV - can someone really just call and say, "I want the address of the owner of the vehicle."?

From what I've read, it's overall legal but there are areas where it is considered a tourist trade and supported by police and the community due to the money it brings in, and it is confined and semi-regulated. Prostitution in the US is often said to be illegal, but there are counties in Nevada where it is legal and…

Best Christmas special of all time!

I'd rather be dead in California...