That’s what I thought when I read it. Seriously:

Oh, friend. It’s just all so sad.

It’s like they’re seeing the world through black people’s eyes for the first time. It’s sad that they couldn’t bring themselves to believe us for the past 50 years.

Like I said in a different thread, this isn’t a joke. She’s setting a very dangerous precedent. What happens when a cop kills two gay men because that is what Leviticus tells him

He looks like Madame Tussaud’s version of John Stamos.

I want to know what the casting call was like. “Goofy-ass looking white dude. 30ish. Must be able to do Donald Duck impression. Bonus if have own zany shirt collection.”?

Literally texted my bff yesterday “Imagine being the guy who plays Uncle Joey in the Lifetime Full House movie”. I hate my life right now, but at least I’m not that guy.

We don’t get the lifetime channel. How is that even possible? Does that mean there is a reality where people pay extra for it?

I only watched it because it was part of the “TGIF” block with Family Matters and my all-time favorite:

This is all so gross! I fucking hate everyone!

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

I never liked Men In Tights.

Oof, Spaceballs is a chore now. Blazing Saddles is, of course, still perfection.

This movie was overrated 20 yeas ago, probably hasn’t aged well. Plus, this was one of those good but brutal “if you’ve endured it once, you NEVER need to see it again” movies, like Requiem for a Dream.

Put that face on a t-shirt and send it to me.

More like SMUGshot, right you guys?