Yep

He’ll give the same excuse for his behavior that the 6th graders make at school after trying to grab girls: Well, the president can do it...

How many of these douchebags are having dissociative episodes due to blood pressure meds or alcoholism, and have a tiny, orange devil sitting on their shoulders telling them what to do. He literally grabbed her by the pussy. I JUST CAN’T EVEN.

And based on what I watched last night, able to act out farts effectively.

Was wallowing in my own self-pity but, damn, that sobered me right up, lol

During a cocktail party when I was 12, I walked in on my father and a friend discussing my parents’ infertility journey. They lost several pregnancies before one took with my brother. When asked if they had hormone treatments or anything like that when a pregnancy finally took he told the lady, “nah, it was just…

This is why I always, always, always buy a case. I'm partial to Otterbox.

@Arken: Oh, most definitely, I will agree in this instance. But I get defensive for the snake peeps, that's all.

@A Message To Rudy: Oh, yes :) Luckily, it has been way too cold for that poor animal to have gotten upset enough to hurt anyone. Frankly, I'm shocked they found the poor thing alive.

@A Message To Rudy: The more you handle a snake, the more calmly they react to human interaction.

@PrincessTheMoney: owners*

@Arken: Many, many more people are killed by dogs each year than domesticated snakes. In fact, more people are killed in a year than in the past 2 decades. Responsible snake owner do exists.