yes! the beach balls were so sad. i wonder if they were supposed to be deflated?

The beach balls' goofy tooth was my favorite part of the entire halftime show.

Also, from time to time I will be contributing counterpoint essays to the Team Cat Headquarters blog. They have assured me I will have editorial control in all of my pieces. I assure you if this is not the case, I will resign my tenure as contributor.

Come back and see us sometime, Burt.

You are a treasure, and Jezebel is a dimmer star for the loss of you. I will miss your brand of Southern charm / kind snark, but I wish you the best at Cosmo. *sniff*

Burt! We love you Burt. As much as we'll all miss you, I know that everyone is thrilled for your new opportunity. Don't be a stranger.

This makes me sad, Burt, but congrats at your new job!

She's been sick ;( She has graves disease which apparently takes a lot out of you physically. Hopefully this means she's gotten better.

Missy didn't steal the show. She owned it.

Like. Missy can come on stage and perform songs that are legit 15 years old and it still blow all of Katy's generic ass pop music and lack luster vocals out of the water. It's ridiculous.

all the 80's babies collectively shat themselves as soon as Missy came on

i squealed so hard when i saw missy!!! WHY DIDN'T THEY GIVE HER BETTER LIGHTING?

Fine, but those dancing sharks stole Missy's show.

Takes awhile to figure out which strangers you want to bang and then get drunk enough to do it.

I don't known if there would have been enough money for the therapy she needed.

He's appealing, and I think neighborhood opinion runs 50/50. A lot of us are really annoyed at the notion he's being judged on the content of his parties rather than really any perceived nuisance or moneymaking. I have known people who were huge Cowboys fans, who had watch parties for every game, posting the…

I'll tell you who cares- lots and lots of conservative busybody pearl clutchers. Just to clarify: traffic wasn't a problem because the man paved a lot of his yard to make a parking lot, which gave the complainers a wedge. If he had his guests park on the surrounding streets, it would have been a lot more annoying…

I wouldn't have been able to give up without having set at least one car on fire.

No, but most have regulations about home businesses, and over a certain size, they are required to get a permit, and if they are too big for a permit, they are not allowed, period. It's called Residential Zoning for a reason. It's supposed to limit buildings in those areas to being residences.

My home town will annihilate any other place in the US when it comes to ridiculous swingers. (Dayton Swim Club was closed. It is now called Club 101 and the website, even though it was designed in 2010, is straight out of your 2001 Angelfire worst nightmare. It even has DOLLZ.)