But applying that argument that any kind of legal porn promotes the lifestyle is dangerous, because you can't say that one fantasy is legitimate and the other isn't just because of the content. If it remains a fantasy and these are consenting adults, it's fair. You don't have to like or watch it but you can't kink…

Yeah, this.

I did some adult modeling in my youth. It wasn't great; it wasn't awful; it made rent. And if I lost my job today and my only choices were "porn" and "retail"...well, gee. For the same amount of money, I could deal with assholes for four hours or forty.

On the other hand your back is fucked from sitting in that chair all day...

So much truth in that. There is so much of it available for free, but for myself, I'm not terribly comfortable unless I pay for it. That way I can be sure. Plus, the people who create porn deserve to be able to be paid for it, as well.

I'd high five you but...

I have to call my nephew. There's a reason his nickname is "Elephant Boy" and the plumber is on speed dial.

My neighbor's sister has been selling her poop, and she has just bought a new BMW! I started last week and have been making avg. $80/hr. pooping at home. You can do it too!

Really? I heard that was the grandfather. My bad for not being fully informed. Thank you for the correction! :)

It was his father that was a judge. Good 'ole Dad should have used some tough love on his son way back when. When George punched a cop, his father should have left him sitting in jail, not arrange for his release and all charges to be dropped. This level of entitlement is taught and he learned early on that his…

I wish it were easier for law enforcement to move ahead with domestic violence charges even without help from the victim. This guy's clearly a menace, and he won't stop until he kills someone.

Sarsaparilla!

Yes but spelled/pronounced Diabeetus.

Those eyes man, they've seen some dark shit.

I can see him furiously writing copy to this about tantalizing your tongue and using all sorts of S&M references.

So glad I wasn't high when I read that.

NO, no, the pizza slice would be dressed as the dominatrix. Because the "spicy" pizza is supposed to be the one inflicting the pain.

... aaaand the Internet provideth, as usual:

Don Draper's been into the vitamins again.

If Escher did BDSM tongue porn???? The neverending staircase of tongue's tongues?? WHERE DOES THE MADNESS END.

Why didn't they use a pizza slice in bondage instead?! WHY?!?!??!