Nobody is mocking you for being a lesbian, lady. You're being mocked for coming across like the loudest and most insufferably self-satisfied person who has ever entered a building. That club hated every minute you were there, trust me on that.

Is it me or while reading this rebuttal, did anyone else just visualize a guy furiously jerking off with his opposite hand and typing with his dominant hand?

This entire thing was a joy to behold, thanks!

Why don't you guys actually contact the establishment and the dancers?

Oh honey, no. No it didn't. I realize you're fully committed to doubling down and continuing to be oblivious, but at some point you'll look back on this exchange and cringe.

she sure showed me!

Weird that this person is exactly as she seemed in her email.

You think it's cause you're a lesbian? Like, you're a queer person you shouldn't like, assume that when someone is making fun of you it's automatically like, for that reason. Like are you projecting? Like if you're a strong person you aren't so defensive?

K.

I'm thrilled to hear from y'all, believe me, you're doing wonderfully, carry on!

Please keep talking, this is going great for you

At this rate we'll hear from everyone at the party! (And evidently not one of them will consider the viewpoint of the actual sex worker interviewed in this post, FANCY THAT)

Strippers and sailors go together like chocolate and peanut butter, like wine and cheese, like bananas and peanut butter, like fire and ice, like peanut butter and jelly, like ships and water, all the other things that go with peanut butter. Suffice it to say that any Navy base is surrounded by strip joints and broke…

my stripper post brings all the sailors to the yard, I see

I just...nope.

I was a sailor for 10 years we blew more than $40 in the first half hour.

They are going to ruin that club's night.

I love how she considers herself part of a 'safe crowd' that the strippers will be happy to see.

HA.

The strippers were happy to see corrupt, jaded, chauvinistic pigs like the lot of sailors I…

TWIST

Also, props for interviewing an actual stripper for this. In the whole sex worker debate/discussion, the voice I hear the least is of the sex workers themselves!

Just remember, when she gets married, there will be two brides; her and the kind of woman would would marry her. They will both have bridesmaids. They will both be sending bridesmaids emails. Think about that.

If you are watching the floor show. Tip a few dollars as it goes. If you are getting private dances. Tip 5 dollars or so. Buying drinks is stupid because half the girls aren't drinking. I bought a $10 dollar Voss for a dancer one time and she just opened it and left it at the table.

My Lord, this is a twelve point email for one evening's excursion to a strip club.