I'm surprised Tempo Teal didn't make the cut. Clearly, their must have been an incident in previous years.

I mean, you start going too light and you're ending up in 'mint' territory, and everyone knows that mint isn't teal. Duh. This is just like, basic logic.

I can't wait for the days when those blogs now cover their teenaged kids, who now hate their parents to the bone.

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

Man, when your heart is bursting out of your chest and shattering to a million pieces, it's a good thing it happens when you're already in the hospital.

Also you're cool with a club dictating where you can go while wearing your own personal clothing? Correct me if I'm wrong, but many women are in college at 21, when they can certainly legally be in a bar or purchase liquor. Or a bottle of water. Or a Chunky bar, as only the liquor store by my house sells. Again. I…

It does? To me it looks like a guy walking on a sidewalk outside of a liquor store with zero indication of where he might be headed.

went to UofA and that is definitely a liquor store next to a UofA bus stop. how dare he walk past a liquor store in order to get to class.

It looks like the man in the photo is going to a bar or liquor store?

Are you sure it wasn't Kappa Kappa Kappa?

Hmm. Fellow Iowan here. Didn't actually grow up castrating hogs (too little to help) but I distinctly remember the sound they made when my dad would do it. Also grew up pretty poor, with grandparents who lived through the Great Depression. In fact, I am typing this at my dead grandfather's desk at my small…

These days though, many families feel like they're working harder and harder, with less and less to show for it. Not just in Red Oak, but across the country.

When I saw this on the front page, I was convinced she had a missing sister and that that was the sister's milk carton photo. I was prepared to feel sympathy for her plight and distaste for her using her sister in a SOTU-rebuttal.

The other sorority note was from Alpha Phi, wasn't it?

A very old acquaintance of my mother's — born in the late 1800's and who lived well into her nineties — ate Dr. Scholl's Foot Balm daily, as a sort of laxative. My mom still has the correspondence this lady got back from them, after she wrote complimenting their product. It was basically: JESUS GOD WOMAN DON'T EAT IT

Did you know that you can hire a Rush Week stylist? We have several in Birmingham and they will take you shopping and get everything that is Rush Week appropriate. It will also cost you a pretty penny.

i am so obsessed with the fact that this is going to be an ongoing thing

Hah, I would actually join something like that. "You will need to submit to an outfit check before our annual witchcraft hex ceremony and before attendance of all Vagina Monologues performances."

I love these emails! They are like watching animals at a zoo. How the fuck is every member of the sorority expected to own all these highly specific articles of clothing? What if my only pair of nude wedges is ever-so-slightly scuffed?