I have something like that: http://freeuglychairs.tumblr.com/

But there's no HEB in Hutto. Venture further west to the Cedar Park area. We have a mostly dried up lake and HEBs on every corner. Downside: we also have a lot of the up and coming frat guys, but I'd imagine that's a problem in all the Austin burbs.

i hear ya. I lived there in the late 80s. I was told then how much better it was 10 years before... But, now when I do visit, I do feel that the weirdness has been greatly gentrified.

How many native Austinites does it take to change a lightbulb?

*chains clanking* my dad is a lawyerrrrrrr oooooooooooooooo

Esspecially the latter when it's said by all the Austin transplants!

Will they help her avoid dating mishaps by seeing through the pretensions of the too-perfect guy who tries to get in her pants?
Will they yell "PARTY FOUL" every time she drops something in her own home? Will it be like ghost-girl Annie always making tea in Being Human, except they keep opening beers they can't…

I thought everyone knew this saying. Like, in my hometown, our official motto is, "Maybe Next Year."

OH AUSTIN. YOU'RE SO WEIRD.

And Taco Bell, probably.

instead of brimstone you'd only smell beer farts and Axe body spray.

Haunted by frat boys sounds horrible, actually. Imagine all the late night "WHOOOOO!" noises you'd have to contend with. From beyond the grave.

are they gonna cgi him a dick, or do we get nothing at all (like no obvious crotch shots)?

VERY SELF IMPORTANT. I had to do hospitality shit for his stupid band one time and he was kind of a shit to me and my co-worker. I just kinda ignored him but he was kinda snippy to my co-worker and she called him on it and he was all like... mockingly apologetic to her and then decided to turn on the charm and be…

HIPSTER JESUS IS THAT YOU?

I live for Team Cat Headquarters bulletins. There was an article recently without any TCH commentary and I was all, "I haz teh sadz." I found myself seriously wondering if TCH was out of session for vacation or something. Until I remembered that it's not like Congress.

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