“Nothing a new D battery can’t fix.” -Phillies fans

Yikes. Good thing these preseason injuries don’t count!

August 1st: Rose bets $100 on Ichiro to get 3,000th career MLB hit.

Looks like the Yankees decided to put A-Rod out to pasture. That idiom works for centaurs, as well as horses, right?

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

“Nah, we’re good.”

This is the polar opposite of Terry Collins going into the Dodgers booth to say hi to Vin Scully

His families must be so proud of him.

+1 Charlie Steiner suffocating from laughter.

(Those on-field anthems aren’t always live.)

Another great moment in Chicago baseball history:

White Sox fan here. I was at that game and the Cubs fans were going absolutely crazy after AJ got clocked. They weren’t so loud later that inning when Iguchi hit a grand slam and they were blown out. To this day, AJ will go down as one of my top 5 favorite sox players.

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

Odor: “Hey, man. How’d the date go last night?”

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

It’s been a while since a man’s been knocked out by Clay.

“Final question: please solve the cord cutting problem.”