This posting by Patrick is actually his audition for Yahoo Sports, where over at Yahoo they write articles all day about something happening then fail to post a picture or video.  Based on his posting and everyone’s comments, he has passed the audition with flying colors and will depart Deadspin shortly for greener…

So you would get the help of several of Philip Rivers’ children to beat Philip Rivers to death?

Jomboy is the new Deadspin.  Sharp, witty, fun.  

White guilt encapsulated in one tweet.

All the fans keep telling the Wilpons to keep selling the team because they make these bargain basement decisions. Yet, the Wilpons are so controlling of everything that they would never relinquish control. It’s infuriating and condescending to the fans, but the reality is that if you as owners are such control…

I can’t wait for the Bleacher Report video to come out with the whole story

If it’s Buzzfeed, you know it’s true, just like all that great reporting about the dossier.

Next time, Michael Kay needs to break into his studio the moment he dozes off.

It actually puts them in a good position...to draft Trevor Lawrence in three years. 

Not mentioned here is that Wheeler also struck out 7 in a row, 49 years to the day that Tom Seaver struck out the last 10 Padres en route to 19 strikeouts, so Wheeler was really on target.

I read Jezebel for the comedy...in both the articles and the comments.

If you don’t hire someone because they don’t send you a thank you note, that’s quite petty. Chances are I would never, ever want to work there since I’m sure there will be more pettiness during my employment.

The bigger question is how is it that every time the Pats have a big game against a team with a big star, that star is always injured?  This year, the Rams, last year the Steelers?

So Scott Frost was a QB for Nebraska, then had made a bit of a career as a safety after being selected in the third round by the Jets.

It’s almost like the end of Talladega Nights.  I thought we would see Will Ferrell try to run to the finish line.

It’s too bad Buddy Ryan is dead, otherwise he could have hired him along with Kevin Gilbride too.

That’s best punch line to a story on Deadspin in a long time....Newton Cameron!

This reminds me of when this happened...this was really bad...

As noted by one-sentence-paragraph-man Bruce Stroud of the Tampa Bay Times, Arians and Winston are mutual fans, going back to a time when Winston attended Arians’s quarterbacking camp in Birmingham circa 2007.