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Obvious solution: just make these mandatory on all cars.

Even the stylized logo of his face looks asleep.

I feel like there’s an Andy Reid “ate too much” and “tape worm” joke here but I can’t seem to make it work.

“Just switch to paste, like I did” - Eli Manning.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

Wilkes Barros found himself caught between Scranton and Mifflinburg with that move. 

Make sure you get the whooping cough vaccine for adults who will be around infants too! It keeps the infant safe from it. So, so important. (My nephew got whooping cough it was awful.)

Is the rabies vaccine the reason why my cat is non verbal and fixated on shiny things?

After all these years, an annoying white guy who won’t go away finally gets me to root for Duke.

Gary sounds like a real EBITch

Isn’t a donation to a political campaign by definition a donation to a scam?

It’s also that if Andy Reid gets very pissed off at them they can snap his neck like a chicken bone.

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

So a player that plays 4 seasons with the Seahawks and Saints but let’s show a 5 year Patriots photo because it’s Deadspin. 

I’ll root for almost anything over Chase Utley getting another ring. I don’t care if he’s on the postseason roster or not.

Don’t get too friendly with Keith, Hannah. He might ask you to help him move.

I’m in favor of this beard. When life gives you a pitch, you gotta swing. Don’t go down with the bat on your shoulder.

When I was ten or eleven my dad (a Packers fan) took me (a Bears fan) to my first ever game, a Bears/Packers game at Lambeau. This was early Favre era, the Pack were good, the Bears were terrible. Late in the game with the Packers up by more than three touchdowns the Bears scored a meaningless TD (their first of the