Of course he has frat stuff on his Twitter.

Good thing Dick Jauron wasn’t on the panel

Bucky Fucking Dent!

So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.

Bradford is so out of touch with the league that he requested a trade back to St. Louis.

Most Depressing Video Ever

Is that supposed to look like a USB outlet because they’re the Chargers?

Hang in there Josh, it took Harriet Tubman over a century to garner that many greenbacks.

You are only allowed to respond in the form of a meme.

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

I love that the Flyers basically spent the last half of the third period on the PK because they are a garbage team supported by garbage fans. That major penalty->fight->throwing shit on the ice->delay of game penalty sequence was just high comedy at its finest, especially when it led directly to two power play goals…

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

“What happened to this society,” Payton asked, slowly shaking his head. “It’s all guns, guns, guns now, when all this stuff could easily be handled by implementing a system of bounties.”

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

With diminishing returns on all the Danadrol, HGH, and testosterone he’s been taking to extend his career, a desperate Bartolo Colon turned to the one PED he hasn’t yet tried, Uranium-238.

Let me be the first to say thank you for not using the John Sterling call for this.

No, but I am getting a real shitty comment vibe.