I’ve been saying all year that it almost seems as if the Lakers just have 5 random guys from the stands come in and play for them. This just confirms it.

...“he finished last in the 40-car field March 5 at Las Vegas Motor Speedway and failed to qualify for the season-opening race at Daytona International Speedway.”

Leinart also bent space-time. Is that part of being lefthanded?

odd, since for so much of his life Osweiler has been the bigger man

This is the sort of Fox News I can get behind.

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

Black.

There was more effort on defense here than there is in an entire NBA season

Unless you’re Josh Hamilton. Then you’re just satisfied with actual crack

That’s exactly the problem. This shiny object distracted me from the latest news of the Somali First Division backup keeper tripping over his own shoelace. I’m on the hunt for mindless internet content. Then again, one could argue that Carly was certainly mindless.

I mean, yeah, she was a terrible executive, and a really bad presidential candidate. But I come to Deadspin for sports. Can we please just get some damn sports?

Now as gawker celebrates the man’s death because he found the constitution did not support gay marriage as a right, or any marriage as a right for that matter and gizmodo celebrates his death as a boon to climate change progress we have jalopnik pointing out that the same man following the same compass which he used…

“Back over to you for a rebuttal, Curt Schilling”

What’s the big deal? It’s not like people are betting on the outcome.

HOT TAKE: Cibulkova should have thrown the next point to make up for the obviously blown call.

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

DeMarcus Ware took Oher to the cleaners; thankfully Sandra Bullock picked him up a few hours later.

When they cut to Peyton sitting in the locker room as the representative of the Colts’ Super Bowl victory, he was drinking a Gatorade in front of a pallet of Gatorades. Papa John was also one of the first people whose hands he shook as the game was ending. He is very, very good at this.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.