beaverontheheath
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beaverontheheath

“we need to learn a harsh lesson”

Think these rubes can handle the nag hammadi library? Or that Mary was not a prostitute and not any apostle, but THE apostle? Tweaking scripture is most definitely a Feature when you’ve got some other ‘beliefs’ that need justified.

I believe it’s a courtship ritual. He’s casting a wide net to announce that his lap is now open, because clearly, his chemically-peeled face is not for sitting.

This comment conjures the visual of his blow-up doll sitting on his face. (Better her than us.)

Because it makes their lives relevant. After that, they can’t give up the power.

Waxing philosophic for my long gone youth! Fish and grits for (almost every) breakfast. Conch. I haven’t had conch in years. Thank you, Yesha.

*blushing while overheating*

the air conditioning

Is anyone else feeling that republican law makers think it’s a frivolous waste of time and money for a woman to even go to a doctor unless her owner pays for it or allows her to go?

^^THIS^^ all day long.

I’m gonna go with super dumb coupled with immense self importance. Re: “I have already taken someone from Jez out of the greys”

I went snark for asking a question? You might want to check yourself.

“women never, ever, ever do this.”

Pretty sure Hymen is a cunt. Just like I’m sure YOUR (as opposed to you’re, dumbass) left hand is jealous of YOUR right hand.

Oh, good. It worked. FUCK OFF, YOU STUPID CUNT.

(after reading this comment):

I am so, so sorry. I’m sure living in this kind of limbo/the stress is disastrous for your health. It’s terrible and goes beyond the abuse. Again, I’m sorry and I hope it doesn’t drag on.

FIRST: Nowhere in the linked article states a demand for money. Not blackmail. SECOND: Threatening some dumbass with exposing his carefully cultivated FAKE reputation is a Reality, also not blackmail. THIRD: Where are these police reports for stalking and invasion of privacy? Hmmm. I want receipts. FOURTH: Connelly

Tell me about those Bad Apples(tm) again and exactly how many does it take to spoil the bushel? Because there’s a whole bunch right there and all I hear are crickets. Yep, law enforcement is SUPER trustworthy. Mm-hmm.

There is little in this story that is believable. Next.