Wait. Is this fucking........English?

This. Is. Excellent.

Five. One was a minor. $20

Oh, honey!:

Why can’t the hood zip shut too?

It’s good stuff.

Tom Hardy can convey more with a grunt that my husband has been able to muster in the entirety of our 11 year union. Momma like.

Outstanding.

I hope you all laughed in his face.

Dumbass.

The nail on the head right here:

This comment bothers me so much because it is 100% true.

(i’m grey. it’s the only reason i responded. my initial response was “I hope you get your dick caught in your zipper on your deathbed”, but I decided to ‘go high’.)

Jesus Fuck. This is your takeaway? You’re going out of your way to be useless?

Burger, who exactly do you think you’re talking to? Why are you here?

THIS IS THE LAST TIME......

REALLY???? I’m just.........

I really, really wish we could push past this narrative that police/deputies are “highly trained individuals”. It’s just not true. You expect them to be *but* it just falls short. And it keeps falling short, over and over.

I think Mr. Johnson perfectly embodies the saying: “Well educated is not the same as well informed”. And by his own admission, he *was* informed and he CHOSE not to hear it (HUGE PROBLEM). Men can’t hear women, I get it (whatever, I don’t).