Wait. Is this fucking........English?

This. Is. Excellent.

Five. One was a minor. $20

Oh, honey!:

Why can’t the hood zip shut too?

It’s good stuff.

Tom Hardy can convey more with a grunt that my husband has been able to muster in the entirety of our 11 year union. Momma like.

Outstanding.

I hope you all laughed in his face.

Dumbass.

The nail on the head right here:

This comment bothers me so much because it is 100% true.

(i’m grey. it’s the only reason i responded. my initial response was “I hope you get your dick caught in your zipper on your deathbed”, but I decided to ‘go high’.)

Jesus Fuck. This is your takeaway? You’re going out of your way to be useless?

Burger, who exactly do you think you’re talking to? Why are you here?

So, with my comment history, I’m a troll? Lol, O.K.

People, (you know, *real* americans with healthcare) are prescribed “birth control” pills with the expectation that they (the pills) will do something else. But they are still marked BIRTH CONTROL (?????) What now? Should the people taking them for something else have to pay for them ($50) over-the-counter? Or say, if…

Oh, no. We’ve got you.

THIS IS THE LAST TIME......

REALLY???? I’m just.........