I am coming over.

As long as you drink this morning. Please meet me at collierLA’s house. White Russians or Bloody Marys?

Yes, you do.

NICE WIENER. Do you feel justified in getting dressed?

Yes. Or a very large man wearing a Kevlar vest.

Well, this comment just has my radar pinging. This guy knows exactly what he’s doing AND how uncomfortable it makes you feel. He does not care. I’m afraid it will blow up in your face and the more people you try to explain it to, the more ‘hysterical’ he can make you seem.

Well, that sounds completely legit. (Starts cleaning guns.)

I want you to have a fantastic night. Drink on.

With homemade apricot preserves. Because, why not?

This bitch. Would like to add, she brings so much sexual energy to her space that I'm having trouble concentrating. Perhaps she should also cover her hair.

THAT’S what she wants. Then she will be a true Christian martyr. With a GoFundMe page.

Wait. Back the truck up. I am a big girl and I've always thought that THAT was my superpower for drinking. Now, tell me what constitutes a big girl. I may have been wrong and I am just a genetic drunk. Thanks and cheers.

The A.M. would have me whispering (*I should have kept my pants on last night*).

700ml in one go? Yea, I’ve done that. (In AL, it’s refered to as ‘taw up, from the flaw up’). I like this girl. Her and I are very GOAL ORIENTED.

I feel so enlightened! Don't you?

(psst, I think I might be having feels for you.)

I have listened to Straight outta Compton hundreds of times. Dre’s not getting my money. We broke up.

You'd better start drinking, skippy quick cause we're gonna be here awhile! Cheers!

I've read several of your comments today and you are on fire. Cheers.

This is the part of misogyny I HATE the most. It’s 50 women, Bill. The ‘plausible deniability ‘ train left the station quite a few ladies ago, Bill. And now you have to break out the misogynist’s best friend: YOU MUST WIN AT ALL COSTS. FINE. So *this* is the dog-and-pony show you pick? Of course they are going to pick…