Clunky.

I liked the occipital bun.

I was 14 and asked a friend if she wanted to come over after school. We walked to my house, entered, got a drink and started to chat. We heard the bathroom door open and my hard of hearing father walked into the living room naked, naked, naked. I thought he could hear us.

I totally dig you. Fantastic.

“A painful erection that lasts for hours.” I’m ON it.

RESPECT.

“’Scraping’ the inside of her body with his hands.....” Nope. He spit on her. Nope. I want to make him cry and cry and cry. Well, now that I think about it, I just want to cause a FUSS.

To add; a gin and an episode of Sharpe’s make me very, um, pliant.

Oh my. I wonder if they’ve talked about it? That’s a good catch.

Yes! The Vicar!

I REALLY ENJOYED Sean Bean as Oliver Mellors. A lot. But....I kinda hope this one is better? And....if I don’t get some Richard Madden full frontal, I want my money back.

RIGHT? My SO bought an inflatable hot tub so I wouldn’t have to go without while I’m finding my dream bathroom. I must sex him. Again.

IT COMPLETES ME. Get one, it will change your life.

Yes. And a hat.

“Goddess of womanhood, marriage and getting your ass paid.” Fuck, yes. That is a good turn of phrase.

Tracey Moore; thank you for this post. Realizing that am too old for all kinds of shit has been unbelievably liberating.

Holy shit. We are related. I had the epiphany at 27 or 28. It was just SO MUCH work. No more makeup, pantyhose, heels, etc. I just quit. I quit shaving my legs for awhile, too. I started going to a nude beach, because fuck them.

We have been house hunting for months. I go straight to the master bath, look at the tub and see if there is room for my mini fridge. Because I do not effing play.

I want to watch this. Will there be drinking? I have a FANTASTIC margarita recipe. Or is it more of a happy hour/shots thing?

Agreed. Great article.