Very level-headed, shit-together kind of young lady. Do what makes you happy indeed. Cheers.

Yes. Agreed. He opens his mouth, sound comes out. Like a car running. I hear the words/noise, but I don’t necessarily think that the car is trying to talk to me. The thing that is scary to me is they think we’re getting pregnant at will, for the purpose of providing fetal tissue. When did we start doing that? Is that…

Wow. She is just a very together lady.

I have discovered that they either can't read or can't comprehend what they are reading and are just find going along with whatever homophobic or racist interpretation is handed to them. Convenient Christianity!

I suggest: “With pepper spray.”

Anna Merlan, this cannot be easy to investigate, read about or write about. The subject actually made me sick. Please continue doing this fantastic work. And booze and drugs CAN be your friends.

Can I apply online? Because I am very okay with this.

Burning alive, burying, machete, whatever. I'm down. Because some people need killing. That is a universal truth.

We ALL want one.

Cady, Cady, Cady. Sigh. It’s not just The South(tm). It’s everywhere. I’m 45. Fortyfuckingfive. I lived with a man for over a year that %100 had 9.) A FAMILY IN ANOTHER STATE. Wife and son. Still had sex with her and everything.

Well.....he certainly said goodbye to his expectations.

What about the part where rubbing one off increases my chance of uterine cancer. WHAT? See, this is why I don't eat cereal.

I'm with marakins, you made me tear up a little.

You're too good for Ben affleck. There, I said it.

Off to the roller derby name generator. Brb.

This is an EXCELLENT statement, twbb. Thank you for your tireless work.

This is why God invented dismemberment. Killing him is clearly not enough.

The only evidence I needed to ensure my children would not be tended to by my in laws was the fact that they raised my SO and his siblings, all of whom are entitled, demanding, course, selfish fuckwits that cannot punch themselves out of a wet brown paper bag. You are making a wise choice.

Top notch Dave McKenna.

Ahhhh. Politics.