Because, white trash and lying sluts CANNOT be raped. And then the train comes and there is iced tea.

I agree that it’s odd. There’s NO litmus. BUT....I don’t mind being grey? Is that weird? Maybe I don’t add all that much to the commentariat? I mean, if I stay grey, my 7yr old son can ask for purple glitter toenail polish and the answer is yes. My soon-to-be 9yr old daughter can ask, “what do you eat that causes you…

I’m going to let everyone else blanket you with spontaneous Internet sympathy/empathy stories, but I want to remind you to be greatful that THIS SOUL SUCKING WET CHAIR is gracelessly bowing out of your life (saving your sense of humor) and won’t be able to reach you (weedle his way back in) via your old place of…

Nailed it. Sounds legit.

I dig. I effing dig.

Could these beauties be sold on etsy, mercari or eBay? Must embroider.

You are the master. I copy. Inspired none the effing less.

Dude. A lever is a big deal.

(Writing ‘whore pills’ on my whore pills.)

I hope ‘road baby’ is it. But...we all know there's a place farther south. (Part where I hope humanity is slightly human.)

I'm not watching it. Me and Boba Fett. Boba Fett and I. That is all.

I've been married 9 1/2 years now. There's no difference.

Because, who wants to wait THAT long.

I have your back 100 percent of the time.

HAHAHAHA! “I ate all of these yesterday, and a cronut, and two macaroons.” You are a god and need zero help. Worth every bite. Enjoy your Fourth!

This a great effing story! I love it. Know that you are not alone!

I don't have to tell you how lucky you are, right? Happy 4TH and do something nice to/for yourself.

And I can get my weed infused coconut oil from??? Those choux are lovely! Thank you. With these I can easily edge my SO to his sticky, glutinous end.

Of COURSE Jesus Christ (tm) wants ‘the gays’ to marry! Otherwise, HE wouldn’t have let SCOTUS legalize it!