But THAT is the exact thought-process/feelings behind it. You, a woman, should not be ALLOWED to choose who you are going to sleep with. IMPORTANT DECISIONS tm, like male orgasms, should be made by men.

I currently reside stateside. I get called a fucking bitch, I know I'm doing it right. I get called a CUNT, I throw myself a party.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. !!!!! Your face looks like it’s the first time you’ve seen the sun. I giggle every time. You sure enjoyed your Hamm sandwich.

Ummm. Partly white = white. Welcome to the islands. Yes, Obama is awfully white. Are you in Texas?

“My parents can be racist, snobby and elitist” all on their own. Holy Shit. Can they just meet up with my parents and then we can get something to eat?

Mon Dieu.

Stupid. Slutty. And handling my own body, right now. Thanks!

I can't give you more stars, but how about a puppy?

Get used to it.

‘JUST WHAT THE COLORED COMMUNITY NEEDS.’ YOU need to SUFFER, skippy quick.

WELL, FUCK.

This is very bad news. I'm not happy.

Swimming in pool. 2nd time Waffle fries. Humming bird. Robin. I'm out.

It’s the ONLY way to put the special sauce on. Also NAZI CUNT. Finally, a totem animal I can get behind/fully endorse. You know why: Suck it up, because your moms weren’t strong enough then, but we are now.

‘Manager of life and all that is important. Memory keeper.’

In the best possible way. Dork on.

I am sorry for your loss.

Dear Mike Huckabee,

I concur. I pooped and peed in a bucket earlier this week. It was not at all convenient/luxurious. I also had no sexuality. I also had no sex.

Word.