Being openly feminist is the equivalent of painting a big, red bullseye on your back. I have had a couple of uncomfortable exchanges with very confrontational people (“Why did you tell so and so I was a stalker?” In my face with spittle). BE PREPARED. You can get an inexpensive composite ‘letter opener’ at a military…

If I play my cards right!

Local and sustainable.

OR.......Our husbands are trying to poison us veeerrrryyyy slowly. (and the cats.) Mine is super excited that they are now making gluten free hot pockets and doughnuts. My kids have never even had that crap and they aren't going to start now. It's hard when the enemy is inside the gates.

There you go again. Always looking on the bright side!

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that jail could make her more impulsively violent (defensively) and successful. But, you know what might work? A beat down. She wants to wear her crazy badge so people will be afraid of her? Not having it. She needs to see what entitled, impulsive, idgaf violence can really do.…

My mom’s the worst. “I found this _____ (insert delicious sounding thing here, ummm, crustless cheesecake?) “but, I didn’t get it. You can’t eat whey.” No mom, I can't eat WHEAT.

Diagnosed celiac’s. Diagnosed Mixed Connective Tissue Disorder. What, exactly do you want me to eat? I think I've figured it out, I'll just eat people. Grass-fed people.

I'm sorry ahead of time.

Sounds like Quick Grits to me. When is someone going to take their time out for her to Snap, Crackle and Pop? Kashi’s so angry at the Honeycomb of slow justice that our court General(ly) Mills out. It’s as if judges are so influenced by the Sugar Smack(ing) *Gay Agenda*tm that it Kix her bible-literal interpretation…

You need to dump your mother. Best thing I ever did. (Sits down, asks SO to go get gin.) Let her find someone else's soul to suck. When your *role model* decides she's in a competition with you, she's not even thinking about guidance. Wait till she starts competing with your daughter. CHEERS!

KNOW motherfucking COPS? NO motherfucking COPS!

Finally. Sports training I feel confident in teaching to my homeschooled children. Why is there no jousting?

Holy Shizzle!!!!! So amaze, SO AMAZE! I WILL have some of these pieces. I would work these clothes so hard they would need a nap. Did you see those collars, sleeves, pant legs???

This is what I keep telling people and they just don’t believe me! Given the chance, does anyone think that these corporate chucklefucks WON’T monopolize every single seed and secure their dominance over every, single bit of food? They are already charging by the mouthful: Lean Cuisine, Stouffers, Marie Calendar’s…

To all of you watchdog gender-conformer asshat fucks, ENJOY! Just LOOK at her!

Well played. And the execution......superb!

Ronin Boba Fett. I want. I'll have to sell something.

So......where do I get a therapist monkey for my insignificant other?

I’ll bet you $20 it’s worked AT LEAST ONCE. I must be having a completely different harassment experience.