I would like to have this lovely lady and her über intelligent son over for brunch. Yes, she may bring her guns.

I loved hardwood floors. It felt so........free. You know, my birthday is coming up........

Very intelligent. While I don’t deny that these men possess the entitlement of thinking they ‘own’ the public space, I do think that they are simply playing the law of averages that if they persue females enough, a vagina somewhere will care what their penis is thinking. Why would someone let this kind of external…

Wow. That had never even occurred to me. (I guess a part and some soft barrettes are out.) I can imagine it, I think?

I care! Happy Birthday! But you're not gonna feel positive!

Why don't you just make him approach the love rug at full grizzly?

Yes but, Disco!!!

My dad has a super awkward way of doing this. He waits for the first, tiniest break in convo, stares right into their eyes and says “ Somedays you get the bear......and somedays, the bear gets YOU.” Then, poof, gone.

What a beautiful girl........EVEN NOW. And FUCK YOU FEELS, I’M GOING OUTSIDE.

If Jesus wants these people, he needs to come and get them. I've had my limit. The more I deal with the religious right, the more I realize THEY are the ones that need abortions.

BBC documentary: Brothers and Sisters in Love. 50 percent (FIFTY) of all reunited sibling relationships end in romantic love.

FIREFLY

My gut reaction, the one I didn't want to post, was that cops are seriously fucked up dick beaters.

Bronn or Jaime or Jaquen. Bronn *and* Jaime *and* Jaquen. At different times, on different days. Gendry for dessert. Am I ovulating? God’s Balls, that was a good episode.

Meredith and Jesus, Thank You! Super bored little kids, Spaceballs (yikes!), move along........that Millenium Falcon though....

YES. YES I DO. (I'll kill him first, of course. I don't want him to suffer needlessly. I mean, I'm an animal, not a monster.) ;)

I've got your back! I hope mine does in a fire.

I, too, had the misfortune to be involved with someone leading a double life. ANY PERSON saying this woman ‘should have known’ something was afoul in Denmark deserves to be spat on. A grifter will do whatever it takes, for as long as it takes to get what they need from you. It's nice to insult her intelligence when…

This. Thank Tou. There’s nothing like blaming her for him being a good con man.

OUT OF MY VAGINA. My hubby has kidney stones. He told me that passing a stone was WORSE than giving birth. When he passes a baby guinea pig out of that thing, then he can call me.