See those smiles? I just want to buy them a congratulatory shot and a beer.

Stupid is boring, yes. Predictable? Never.

So.....my kid made me promise to be Catwoman this year for Halloween. She won't see this coming AT ALL.

If my child was in an environment they did not feel safe in, they simply would never be in that environment again. But I'm a bitch like that.

Please, run for president. I support you. Take all my money.

This mashup is all you need to know about hetero relationships in the current culture.

NOPE. No validity.

First bounce, rapt. Second to fifth bounce, could not turn geekishly away. Unashamed.

Yep. I'm with you.

Fig....there's a possibility we are related. For instance, I could have been extremely helpful at the family gathering.

At the auction.

I am picking up my ride-around dinosaur Right Now.

have you been feeling tired lately?

ladies, I have a list. Some men need killing, it's just a fact. This one I will do for free.

Is there any woman better at self awareness? NO.

eat all chocolate. What else is there?

I support you, supporting this. No one should take choices away.

Intelligence. I like intelligence.

FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!

Bitch, you and I are the same. Look at my comment history.