VERY happy! Must remember to skip everywhere tomorrow.

Yes, but can I watch Adventure Time on my lunch break? No? Sod off.

Congratulations, Jan. I am disgusted. The poop gifs didn't do it but this did.

Dear Sir/Madam, I approve of the c-word usage. Carry on.

As long as there are people (loosely termed) like this *Archimides* on the planet, I will always fight for my right to own a gun. And safe, legal abortion. I'm militant like that.

*White Trash*

Good. Thank you.

I would like to assume that People magazine will now be left out of the weekly round up.

Not enough people realizing.

The first thing i did after getting pregnant was cancel my digital cable. That's how you do it.

Always getting the fork with the bent tine.

So, so happy.

No, I liked your rant. Just cause they're old doesn't mean they should get a pass. I have a family member who has some outrageous opinions and is just plain ignorant and selfish. I haven't spoken to her since 2001 and she's never met my kids. BUT SHE'S THE VICTIM!

I read that entire effing deposition, all 149 pages, and there is not one ounce of remorse in that woman. She's not sorry because she still doesn't believe she has done anything wrong.

It CERTAINLY means that 'the female gender' has made a bigger contribution to the GENETICS of the global population than the male gender. But I guess you're the half empty kind of offspring.

As real as it gets. Hehe.

I'm with you. Out them. Roaches don't like the light, it makes them scurry.

Thanks, Shrayber. Dinner will now be skipped. In lieu, there will be a brain wash I like to vodka in an attempt to obscure my condom sushi sighting. Gag, gag, gag.

A very nice job Ms. Moore. It is a catch-22. I could not, in good conscience, restrict my children the use of correct, medical terms for their bodies' organs. I would flat out refuse. And I'm not really sure this EDUCATOR understands the disservice she is performing to her charges. This misinformation campaign that…

I will say it again, who doesn't enjoy a time bandits reference? Terry Gilliam, call me. 'Mom, Dad, don't touch it!