Gouda.

Pecan pie and sour cream pound cake with fresh picked blackberries. I made myself hungry.

Chortle.

It's nice when someone says THANKS.

Um,yes. Channing Tatum and 'brain injury' are oxymorons.

We should be friends, but.....I am a woman, I am a feminist. I like to get fucked. My legs are hairy, my head is shaved. I don't care what their penis thinks. Do you ever stop to wonder that they would fuck something that they are not attracted to?

It is a very well deserved cliché. FUCK THE POLICE.

Ditto. Love.

This comment has bothered me for a couple of days (sick kids) and I want to discuss later. "The AIDS". God's balls. Can I call him?

Alabama! Right. Phenix City, call me.

Right? Thanks.

I hope this guy makes it out of here alive and in one piece. Universe, I'm watching.

Look, I like you, clearly. Buy I am stealing 'greedy uterus'. I will use it on every single person who tries to talk over me. "Shut your greedy fucking uterus."

Someone with a nice, clear plastic couch cover. A white gramma watching fox news.

If I can't have you, no one will.

Ms. Rivers would have ripped him a new vagina and ask him if he wanted to have that abortion debate NOW?

I am a quasi violent person and Rick Perry makes me want to shoot something, Texas style.

Exactly. Kara Brown's observation was spot on.

Allessandra Stanley seems like a real piece of work. What exactly IS her relevance? If she is that out of touch, should she be opining on a national level?

I would like to ask anyone out there if they have had orgasms in their sleep?