The nutrition regimen seems questionable, like they’re just throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks.

I like my centers al dente

Sure, Bobroczkyi looks stiff out there. But you should see how ten minutes in bubbling hot water relaxes him.

with Assistant Coach Dr. va-J-jay

Tulsa is of course in Oklahoma, where the hot takes come sweeping down the plain.

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

“So now it’s okay to force them to dance!?”

This comes as no surprise. J.J. was never one for the big dance.

I don't see anything wrong with what they-

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

Hey, as someone who follows the league, just thought I’d give a bit of background here.

“You can hide behind the ref all you like but Imama get you.”

Still a better defender than James Harden.

The first step is acknowledging that you’re a heckler. We’re here for you, we’ll help you get better. Someday you will be a classy guy.

Just starred you. I'm doing my part!

How do you beat the Warriors? You beat ‘em with hustle, heart, and using your head. You throw good, crisp bounce passes. You find the open man. You hit your set shots. You box out underneath. You move the runner along into scoring position with less than two outs. You hit your free throws. You eat your vegetables. You…

Almost all students? That’s blatantly false. I certainly wasn’t, and many many students and alum I knew were not. LIke me, there were plenty of lower-to-middle class, minority students (who were on full scholarships).

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

“I’ve got nothin’.”

My favorite half-hour of television EVER was the Green Lantern episode...