When Crews says “one woman one earth” -- are you sure that’s a typo? Perhaps he’s a 5 percenter. 

Putting aside the Friends/Living Single parallels, the Ross/Julie/Rachel triangle itself was extremely similar to (or derivative of?) a plotline from A Different World 3-4 years prior.

I mean, Michael McCary was cool — he had the cane, and an appropriately deep voice for ad libs and “please baby” monologues — but let’s not pretend like he’s one of the greatest deep singers in Black music history. He’s no Barry White or Isaac Hayes. He couldn’t rock the deep end like Take 6's Alvin Chea either.

What were her...”bridesmaid duties”?

Ditto for Adventist weddings. We had a dry wedding, so we made sure to go all in on great food (we’ve been told we served more food during our“cocktail hour” than most folks serve for their main course) and a solid DJ. Our guests raved, and veryfew left early.

The Ish Smith deal is a bit overpriced. Other than that, everything they’ve done *this* offseason has been reasonble. The frittering away of Porter and Oubre (and the stubborn refusal to flip Jeff Green or Ariza to thirsty contenders for assets at the deadline) was squarely attributable to Grunfeld. This offseason is…

Joey Gallo skipped college ball to enter the draft. If he hadn’t, he might’ve known what a Ute was.

I love Luka, but this play wasn’t that bad for Kelly. Luka used a hand-off screen to create separation; it’s not like he broke Kelly down 1-on-1 and left him on the floor grabbing his ankles.

The lack of smoothing definitely hurt the Wizards. They had carefully tightened their belts and rationed their contracts to have big cap space in 2016, only to wake up and realize that half the league suddenly had max cap space.

I want to like Kieff, but it’s hard to root for a guy who puts his temper over his team. Whenever he takes his mouthpiece out to get “one final word” in with the refs, I want to punch the screen.

Between John “Wallet Watcher” Wall, Austin Rivers, Kieff Morris, and Dwight Howard — is there a more objectively unlikeable and/or unpopular team in the league?

And I say this as a Wizards fan.  

No one smartened Matilda up to the business. 

“You wonder if the Wizards even know about the all-powerful Manipulate The Roster Like The Club Has Never Done Before option, as a way of getting out from under that Ian Mahinmi contract.”

Not bad for a minor league sports town.

Not bad for a minor league sports town.

Keira Knightley’s character’s been married for 13 years. Let her go.

Blame Grunfeld for thinking that Odie Meeks would be a viable backup SG who could reduce Beal’s minute load. He wasn’t, and he didn’t.

Meeks was racking up DNP CDs even before he was caught with glow-in-the-dark urine.

Hand ball.

Why is Giannis so worked up over LaVar? Perhaps he needs a big bowl of bran.

Eh, I never trust a big butt and a smile