...then end with a virtuoso a capella rendition of “Silent Night” that I would put up against any rendition of the song—including the legendary Temptations cover.

Weddings have always been big affairs in lots of different cultures. We didn’t arrive at the big wedding by accident; it’s way more common than elopement throughout history. Weddings used to be an excuse for an entire town to get together and party back when only the brave few ever even left the town they were born…

I asked for “Look Nice” at my wedding, some people showed up with jeans and we didn’t care.  It was a dry wedding, there was a bar connected to the restaurant people could go to but we provided no alcohol.  I have a problem with alcohol and many of my family are drunks.  That behavior was not going to be supported at…

How about a Methodist no booze wedding with a cash bar? $4.00 per diet coke!

No booze >>>> booze that I have to pay for.

Ain’t no party like a Methodist party, because the Methodists do not party.

no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

Counterpoint, having been to many Methodist weddings (meaning, no booze at all), is no booze at a wedding is PERFECTLY fine.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

I don’t really have anything to add - just trying to drive up visitor metrics and site interactions for these Stick to Sprotz stories.

Because of the hat and the tie this, my friend, is Very Fancy.

What the hell, people‽

3) Hellscape

Hot take (but from experience): Barclays is way more fun for a basketball game than the Garden now. Exponentially more fun.

It’ll be the clean one. Dude clearly doesn't waste a drop.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

I guess my point is that they only held it when it was the secondary title. And then WWE made the WWE Championship a secondary title, and then Kofi was allowed to have it. Now it’s becoming the primary title again by virtue of Smackdown getting on the biggest network, and coincidentally he’s not allowed to have it…

But those times were never when Booker or Henry had it. Hmm, wonder why that could be!

An awful lot of people are talking about Dabo and the Washington Football Team.

How did Dan Snyder “overrule” Gruden by making him select Haskins instead of Jones when Jones was selected #5 by the Giants and the Redskins didn’t select until #15? Jones wasn’t an option for the Redskins and I’d have to guess the the Redskins were pinching themselves that Haskins was still available. I mean maybe…