Careful, Drake. The power of the Badu has felled greater men than yourself.

I’m sure Rooney would appreciate the plug

The NFL equivalent of having wrestling’s top heel at the time ripping up your sign in your face. The exact outcome you should want/expect.

I’m a Packers fan and I can’t believe these fuck-wits are claiming this interaction with Cam Newton ruined their day.

GOPface Shilla.

Goodnight room

Except this isn’t a question of the government compelling private speech, it’s actually a question of a private enterprise compelling government action to enforce trademark protections that should not have been granted under the terms of the statute. The speech is protected. The name can stay. It’s the…

Oh for fuck’s sake, are they ever going to get the spelling correct??

For when the One Sports Network comes

Just another woman setting up a frivolous lawsuit. Eye discomfort is what us lawyers call “assumption of risk” when sitting in the 2nd row at a Kings game.

Upon finishing, the gentleman turned around and screamed, “YOU LIKE THAT?!?!”

Let me guess. You’re Brett.

Sure, half a pound of weed and a gun sounds bad, but Rice Jr. probably won’t get in any trouble for this, especially since his stepmom used to be the governor of Alaska.

Well, they have a bye next week, but it’s Kirk Cousins, so he still may find a way.

This never would have happened to Maadult Cleaves.

Hey, even if his career is over, he’s going to make a shitload of money off selling shirts, posters, video and other merchandise of that soon-to-be legendary play. This isn’t the type of opportunity that the university would use to line its coffers at the expense of the players involved. Nope. Never.

Also, Donald Trump cologne. It also stinks.

I tweeted this a few months back after #NXTTakeover:

Godddddd I love New Day so much.

Nobody beats the Wiz but pretty much everyone beats Maryland.