Until last year, I was still using my flip phone that I bought for less than 80 bucks back in 2007. The only reason I stopped using it was b/c my provider decided to stop supporting the device. (Boo!) Now it’s my alarm clock.

I’m inclined to agree that Jennifer Lawrence sounds like a fucking idiot. I think I’ve about had my fill of her. It’s the fact that she sounds so goddamned delighted with herself all the time, even when she’s spewing nonsense. There’s only so much “Aren’t I just adorably adorkable, you guys?” a person can handle.

It’s not offensive though. They didn’t make the label “girly” or any other ridiculous stereotype for women. They made it very similar to their existing brand, but with a woman. I think it’s awesome.

I love scotch and I’m a lady, and quite frankly, I like the lady on this label. Not everything has to have men on the labels all the time. And she’s a kickass looking lady who is completely in keeping with their brand. I’m definitely not offended by this.

Whatever. Snark aside, I like this label and I’ll probably buy it. I’ve always liked scotch, and Johnnie Walker was my frequent drink of choice in my college days. I’m not offended by the limited edition Jane Walker label. That lady looks awesome and kickass! It’s not like they made the whole thing pink-labelled and…

I think it’s reasonable they didn’t know. I watch AHS and the first season was my favourite, but if I DIDN’T, I don’t think I’d know what the house looked like. I personally do not keep up with which properties have been made famous by one season of a show I’ve never watched, so I have sympathy for this family.

Cake-sitting porn? That’s oddly specific.

Well I WAS going to share this story with the several friends and family members who have children with Down Syndrome, but as I should have expected, the comments section ruined it. Way to go, all of the internet.

Cheap Thrills is still there? OMG I used to go there in the 90s!

I loved living in Montreal! You should be able to get by without any French, but you might want to know that when people say “dep” they mean “depanneur” which means corner store (as opposed to “tabergie” which is smoke shop/newspaper stand).

No, no, you should definitely spend more time quibbling about who got more stars. That’s definitely worth your time.

Wow! Very well articulated point, and that’s given me a lot to digest. I’m going to be thinking about the “momma bear is the new performance” a lot from now on. Spot on!

Unless . . . er . . . she’s gonna run again.

Nope. Fred Savage’s creepy AF turn on Law & Order: SVU forever ruined him in my mind. Same goes for Michael Gross and John Stamos. Too creepy! Too much!

I’m blanking on what it was, but he was fired as Barney for a sex scandal.

Most people named Regina aren’t named after a mid-sized city in the Canadian prairies. You know that, right?

Well, yeah, the place name “Regina” does sound like “vagina” but most people named Regina say it the other way...or go by Gina for short.

Oh I know what you mean about the changes in pronunciation! My grandmother’s name was Beatrice, which I always heard pronounced “Beet-triss”...not so lovely. Then I found out that in Italian (or at least Dante’s Italian) it was pronounced “Bee-ah-TREESH-eh”. I always felt my grandmother got ripped off.

I’ve met some lovely people named Regina but they all pronounced it “Reh-GEE-nah” so it doesn’t sound like “vagina.” Except the city. The city does sound like vagina.

The tragedy is that I have but one star to give