Oh my god, yes. I’m getting unusually severe cramping. As far as we can tell so early, the embryo is totally fine, but I’m not! But it’s all a list of painkillers NOT to take and reassurances that everything “looks normal”, and meanwhile it’s been 10 days since I had more than three hours sleep at a time, I’ve missed…

does your mum have face-blindness?

How would she still be obese after being in a coma for over a decade? Overfeeding a comatose patient would be abuse in and of itself.

Plus the cost of the plane ticket or round trip tickets, food while on the trip and of course, the rental.

They were pretty intent on taking his car without verifying anything.

What? Not even a “Sorry?” I am skeptical of the Canadian-ness of that bank.

It wasn’t for nothing to me.  It was inspiring.  I hate that she felt like she had to do this, and I hate that she received so much shit for it, and I hate that her life has been upended.  But it wasn’t for nothing to me, and to my fellow assault survivors.

I’ve never seen Forrest Gump or A Few Good Men or Big or anything else. I know what they are, but I’ve never seen them.

SAME!

Even worse, while I had no interest in reading 500 days of insipid drivel about Ms Cavallari, the obsessive completionist in me is irrationally angry that it terminated early.

Kristin Cavallari - 500 Days of Kristin may have given me serious PTSD. This is completely rational. 

Tom Hanks!

Is it Judd Apatow we have to thank for inflicting schlub-bros like Jonah Hill on us? I think so. Thanks, jerk.

Even worse than Jonah Hill? NEW Jonah Hill (2.0?) The “now I think I’m the flyest hipster in the 718 area code” version. Yech.

lol i love how personal this sounds 

She was in Nothing But Trouble, damn her for all eternity.

I love your sentence.

I do not know who the hell Demi Moore thinks she is.