If you say it fast, it sounds like the KKK Act.

Haligonian here (that’s what people from Halifax are called). A couple of things:

Because she was thinking of the Chrysler building? Which, as we know, is 20% nip.

When I had my abortion, I was made to wait until 10 weeks b/c I lived in a place that did not offer medical abortions (the pill you take at home in the early stages) so I had to wait to be booked for a surgical abortion (D&C). That wait was excruciating.

Hahahahahaha!

When I was an idiot teen, I used a Ouija board by myself a few times and I was so sure the planchette was moving on its own...b/c I was an idiot and I wanted to believe it. I wasn’t doing it on purpose. It’s just that, like most teens, I could convince myself of just about anything if it meant that I had unlocked the…

You must go through so many strands of pearls from all that clutching.

No, by all means, Pinky, keep going. Maybe then everyone will suddenly just stop disagreeing with you and “get it.” Because that’s the problem. It’s not that we have a difference of opinion. It’s that you’re right and are benevolently pointing it all out to us. Thank goodness for you, petal.

Sometimes part of being a white person is arguing with your family and loved ones about racist comments they’ve made. It’s inevitable and unavoidable and I don’t think we can pretend it’s not. We don’t know what kind of conversations have happened between Tamblyn and Cross, and we also aren’t entitled to know.

Yes. That is how opinions work. Welcome to the world, Pinky.

No, not obliged, just a good idea. It’s not b/c they’re a married couple and they have to consult one another on tweets. It’s because she’s good at them and he’s not. That was the point.

For a second I forgot that “LooseSeals” was the username of the person you were responding to, and I thought you were making an Arrested Development reference that you were pretending to be offended by. For a second I honestly thought, “Why would you be offended by that? Do you have a hook hand? Are you a seal…

Right, which is why I take my medical advice from my actual doctors and not from Lifehacker. Obviously.

Luckily, I am not bound by the deplorable American healthcare system, so I don’t need to worry about the deficits in your women’s health coverage.

I was just about to say something similar. Also, this information is NOT universal. While the screening/imaging technology used in some places may lend itself to false positives and be most effective in those over 50, that is NOT TRUE EVERYWHERE. Where I live in Nova Scotia, Canada, for instance, we use newer…

I wish I could give extra stars for the Lowly reference!

I wonder how much aid to PR Trump could afford if he just slept at the fucking White House for a whole goddamned month instead of going to Florida, NY and various golf resorts?

Because, if he weighs the same as a duck, he’s made out of wood. And that means....he’s a witch.

Yes! Probably the greatest sentence I’ve read all day.

Your butter anecdotes have fully made my day.